Thoughts on Hawk Tuah Girl

LC18

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The video was funny, I smiled and then immediately felt bad about her family seeing this.

what’s annoying isn’t the video or the girl, it’s the people acting like they’ve never had anyone spit on their dick and talking about that video day n nite
 

NotADcotor

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The video was funny, I smiled and then immediately felt bad about her family seeing this.

what’s annoying isn’t the video or the girl, it’s the people acting like they’ve never had anyone spit on their dick and talking about that video day n nite
I've taken a shit, but I don't go into the details with some rando with a camera for public distribution.

Brodie:
But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, *Snap* the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Gil Hicks:
Well, did he cum, or what?

Brodie:
Jesus Christ, man. There's just some things you don't talk about in public.
 

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My thoughts

It was a curated “interview” that was put together to get laughs. But It turned out to be more popular than they imagined. So she tried to hide and probably got talked into putting herself out there and profiting of the sudden fame. Which she is doing now.

Can hate her for it. Fools are paying like $80 for merch.
 

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Cabbagetown


 

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This may go on for awhile like Karen and the cat. Its silly but harmless

 

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I really dislike tossing the words 'ignorant' and 'mysoginist' around but this thread is about as clear cut a line between righteous (and wrong) righties and loving lefties.

This girl is so authentic, wholesome, sweet, humble and funny that if you learned a bit about her, listened to some interviews before saying mean things and making assumptions you couldn't help but like her! She seems like the furthest thing from a promiscuous immoral fame seeker.

And so many gullible fucking know-it-alls- like @Butler1000 who so confidently stated she was a school teacher, got fired because her students were imitating her, or that she was a bartender and he opined she could ride it out, that she was destined to be a loser, her family would be ashamed etc were so demonstrably and laughably wrong!

She's enjoying the ride of whatever that fun little viral excerpt brings her along, is NOT taking herself too seriously, and the more you listen to her in these interviews, the more adorable and likeable she becomes. In this one podcast with Whitney Cummings, Matt Rife advises her NOT to take internet trolls with only negative energy (like @Butler1000 ) to heart because they only want to tear down people... for reasons unknown.

Watch this podcast and tell me she isn't someone you'd love to have at your next party or hang out with on the boat or at a bbq!

Needless to say, I just love this girl!

 

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She seems like an intelligent girl. She's turned a silly viral clip into a few placements and is trying to move beyond "Hawk Tuah" to legitimize herself.
 
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SchlongConery

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She seems like a intelligent girl. She's turned a silly viral clip into a few placements and is trying to move beyond "Hawk Tuah" to legitimize herself.
Glad you see the good in her... but I think she is actually just going along for the ride for as long as it lasts and have wholesome fun and making a few bucks doing it. Seems the offers are coming TO her, and she is just going along with the ones that are decent and not sketchy or sleazy. Like paid podcast appearances, licensing the phrase to a local Nashville friend who has a hat and tshirt business etc.

Seems MORE like the typical social media parasites are making more off her than she is.

Watch the Whitney Cummings clip in my above post if you want to start your day with a nice feeling towards huanity and a refreshed attitude towards women!
 

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I really dislike tossing the words 'ignorant' and 'mysoginist' around but this thread is about as clear cut a line between righteous (and wrong) righties and loving lefties.

This girl is so authentic, wholesome, sweet, humble and funny that if you learned a bit about her, listened to some interviews before saying mean things and making assumptions you couldn't help but like her! She seems like the furthest thing from a promiscuous immoral fame seeker.

And so many gullible fucking know-it-alls- like @Butler1000 who so confidently stated she was a school teacher, got fired because her students were imitating her, or that she was a bartender and he opined she could ride it out, that she was destined to be a loser, her family would be ashamed etc were so demonstrably and laughably wrong!

She's enjoying the ride of whatever that fun little viral excerpt brings her along, is NOT taking herself too seriously, and the more you listen to her in these interviews, the more adorable and likeable she becomes. In this one podcast with Whitney Cummings, Matt Rife advises her NOT to take internet trolls with only negative energy (like @Butler1000 ) to heart because they only want to tear down people... for reasons unknown.

Watch this podcast and tell me she isn't someone you'd love to have at your next party or hang out with on the boat or at a bbq!

Needless to say, I just love this girl!

 

SchlongConery

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lol...

You obviously spent your 8 minutes between reading my post and Googling something, anything to counter what you didn''t even watch. MThe actual interview, nor your Australian ring nosed "news" commentator.

Like I said, most know-it-alls that I come across. are gleefully and demonstrably bitter, unhappy and ignorant.

BTW, do you ever have anything nice to say about anybody? Or anything?

And just to say again... I love this girl!
 

NotADcotor

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You are not a regular man. A regular man like a girl that is funny. And sexy. And nasty 😷
Yeah for friction, but not for wife material. She has no class.
She is for the streets. Also she is no Kate Micucci, or Lauren Lapkus, or Jung So Min, or Lisa@Blackpink or... rather ordinary is a bit below.
And being trashy and having no class in and of itself doesn't make someone funny, I'd guess most people are laughing at her and not with her.

As I said above
Brodie:
But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, *Snap* the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Gil Hicks:
Well, did he cum, or what?

Brodie:
Jesus Christ, man. There's just some things you don't talk about in public.
 

NotADcotor

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15 minutes or not, this is the type of 'celebrity' we should be following and praising. She's authentic, sweet and good natured!

What she says she's gonna do with the last of her 15 minutes of fame! 🥰




Change the world? Please the only way she will do that is if she Hawk Tauh's a bullet into Trump's so called brains. Now that I've love to see.
 

DesRicardo

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Glad you see the good in her... but I think she is actually just going along for the ride for as long as it lasts and have wholesome fun and making a few bucks doing it. Seems the offers are coming TO her, and she is just going along with the ones that are decent and not sketchy or sleazy. Like paid podcast appearances, licensing the phrase to a local Nashville friend who has a hat and tshirt business etc.

Seems MORE like the typical social media parasites are making more off her than she is.

Watch the Whitney Cummings clip in my above post if you want to start your day with a nice feeling towards huanity and a refreshed attitude towards women!
There have been plenty people that have taken social media fame and create a stable media career.

She's hooked up with Jake and Logan Paul, so I know she's going in the right direction.
 

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lol...

You obviously spent your 8 minutes between reading my post and Googling something, anything to counter what you didn''t even watch. MThe actual interview, nor your Australian ring nosed "news" commentator.

Like I said, most know-it-alls that I come across. are gleefully and demonstrably bitter, unhappy and ignorant.

BTW, do you ever have anything nice to say about anybody? Or anything?

And just to say again... I love this girl!
Dude, feel free to fixate on a viral meme all you want. Best as many out as you want to this girl. But she is just an average girl, said something funny on the street that caught attention. That's it. A few reports of various professions she was in were wrong(my bad, I should have waited longer) but overall my point stands. Unless she has other talents she can bring to the fore it's just other people making money off her and the moment.

There is nothing wrong with her. She has a decent sense of humour. I was commenting on how these things can hurt people in day to day. Curtail some opportunities. That's it.

But realistically it's July and long past due date.
 

SchlongConery

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Dude, feel free to fixate on a viral meme all you want. Best as many out as you want to this girl. But she is just an average girl, said something funny on the street that caught attention. That's it. A few reports of various professions she was in were wrong(my bad, I should have waited longer) but overall my point stands. Unless she has other talents she can bring to the fore it's just other people making money off her and the moment.

There is nothing wrong with her. She has a decent sense of humour. I was commenting on how these things can hurt people in day to day. Curtail some opportunities. That's it.

But realistically it's July and long past due date.
Well I'm glad that I still fiind happiness in seeing there are good natured, humble, funny people in this world. She admits she happily was working a manual labour job in a spring factory, her momma was a crack addict and she lives with her grandma. Said she deleted all her social media accounts months ago and was just out having fun with her friend when some random guy started asking questions. Instead of telling him to fuck off, she saw the opportunity to crack a joke.

As for your comment "beat as many as you want to this girl". The appeal of her good natured, modest Tennessee charm is what makes me like her. I've known plenty of great people like her and it is probably what makes me the happiest... good, happy people.

Would suck to even try to think or empathize with what you write. Least of all live with that way of thinking.
 

SchlongConery

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Change the world? Please the only way she will do that is if she Hawk Tauh's a bullet into Trump's so called brains. Now that I've love to see.
Not sure if you are joking but I'd say she's brought some happiness to the lives of a few people and some animals. Who knows who decided not to punch their own ticket because they liked her, adopted a pet and now has a reason to look forward to tomorrow. 🤷‍♂️

I viscerally despise Trump. But I don't want him to be assassinated. Like Putin, Russia and Russians... Trump, The MAGA Nation and their Cult members and what they stand for has to die by their own actions... and be humiliated fair and square. One day, Trump, MAGA'ts, Putin, the Russki Mir will be as universally despised as Hitler, the Nazi Party, Stalin and the Soviet Union.
 

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Yeah for friction, but not for wife material. She has no class.
She is for the streets. Also she is no Kate Micucci, or Lauren Lapkus, or Jung So Min, or Lisa@Blackpink or... rather ordinary is a bit below.
And being trashy and having no class in and of itself doesn't make someone funny, I'd guess most people are laughing at her and not with her.
She’s like 21 or 22 dude. What the with wife material!! Girl have the perfect right, like men, to have fun in their youth until they decide to be a wife. If they want to. Girl become wife material when they find the right man 🙃
 
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