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Keith Hernandez spells his own name wrong in an autograph.

 

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This reminds me of the time soon after a gang of punks robbed a poker game held by senior members of the Gambino family, and one of them dissed John Gotti, to his face, without knowing who he was.

 

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[Leimonis]

I had a friend from North Korea, I asked him what it's like to live there.

he said he can't complain.

same applies to married guys

 

[Insidious Von]

This reminds me of the time soon after a gang of punks robbed a poker game held by senior members of the Gambino family, and one of them dissed John Gotti, to his face, without knowing who he was

Jackie Aprile Jr, future Darwinist.

 

[MorganStanley1]

Call Of Duty's 'Trans Bullets' Are The Latest Right Wing Conspiracy Rage Bait

Libs Of TikTok and others are using Modern Warfare 3's Pride Month camos to push transphobia

kotaku.com

 

[Kusa]

Just like spending your last paycheck on poor SP service...

 

[SchlongConery]

Just like spending your last paycheck on poor SP service...

All the money I've ever spent on food in my lifetime has been flushed down the toilet.

 

[shakenbake]

 

[AlmaOttawaMA]

Disclaimer: All jokes are derived from various outlets available via Google and are solely intended for humor and entertainment. No harm is intended towards anyone, lest you Vera-rize on me.

• Grandson: Grandpa, do you and grandma still have Sex?
  Grandpa: mostly oral
  Grandson: what do you mean?
  Grandpa: She says fuck you and I say fuck you too
  
  
• If you were to give mouthwash a number, what would it be? 70...coz comes after 69.
  
  
• Why do women wear pants? The law requires every manhole to be covered.
  
  
• Why do women give better BJ to circumcised me better than uncircumcised men? They like getting 20% off
  
  
• Why do little girls carry fish in their pockets? So that they can smell like the big girls
  
  
• Without women sex would be a pain in the ass.
  
  
• The boss is like a diaper, always on your ass and full of shit
  
  
• The SP gave me a hand job the other day using Vaseline. I came three times trying to wash that shit off.
  
  
• They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
  
  
• What did the male computer engineer ask the SP? Can you turn my software into a hardware?
  
  
• A dick has it rough. Not only are his closest friends nuts, but his backdoor neighbor’s an asshole
  
  
• I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629
  
  
• What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
  
  
• What did one of the SP’s knee say to the other? How come we spend so little time together?

My fav one my bestie used to say (rip girlie)


"How is calling someone a pussy an insult when those things can take a beating!

 

[onomatopoeia]

While safe sex is important, The TTC should have better things to do than promoting masturbation:

 

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I used to post in the forum at M.net

It's a message board about Mr. Clean kitchen and bathroom products, in French.

 

[SchlongConery]

I used to post in the forum at M.net

It's a message board about Mr. Clean kitchen and bathroom products, in French.

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Moi Aussie! As well as a narcissist's forum Down Under.

 

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Moi Aussie! As well as a narcissist's forum Down Under.

Mr Clean has been wearing that single gold ear ring in his LEFT ear since at least the 1950's, when it still meant that the wearer is a 'bottom'.

 

[Insidious Von]

She's so cute.