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Me: Dad, I just had an epiphany!
Dad: What's that?
Me: If you think about it, PETA is probably one of the craziest charities out there.
Dad: *One* of them?
Me: Yeah.
Dad: Okay, name me a charity where 89% of the rescues end up dying.
Me: Make-A-Wish.
Dad: ...
Me: ...
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"Football" is such a boring, tribal show to me at least. Not to take away from their athleticism, but the fans are just so over the top that it is comical. But again, that's just me.
Hundreds of millions around the world love it and if it stops them going to actual war, then all the better!I love this phenomena where during some late stage in an season or event, all of a sudden all these otherwise-don't-give-a-fuck people come out of the woodwork and start with the tribal latecomers "we" won, or "we" are winning and dig back into their great grandmother's friend to become Italian, Brazillian etc! But again... fill yer boots and have fun. Anything to brighten your day and make life more meaningful, if even for a day is good by me!
But this best represents "football" to me!
There are things in spectator sports more boring than soccer. Slow motion replays in curling and golf on radio are two examples.
Jimmy Carr's one linersHere's some back atcha Kusa
· I went to see the doctor the other day, and he told me I had to stop masturbating ..... I asked him why .... and he said cause I'm trying to examine you!
· Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? ..... because Ken came in a different box
· My penis was in the Guinness world book of records ,,,,,, but then the librarian asked me to take it out
· I was made to walk the plank when I was a kid ...... we couldn't afford a dog
· What do you call intelligent people in America? ...... tourists
· Why don't boxers have sex the night before a fight? ......... they just don't really like each other
· What do a penis and a Rubiks cube have in common? ...... the more you play with it the harder it gets
· My wife asked if she was the only one I've been with ...... I said yes, the others were nines and tens
· I can't stand being in a wheelchair
· You've got to hand it to blind prostitutes
· How do you find Will Smith in the snow? ........ you look for fresh prince
· I sent my hearing aids in for repair three weeks ago ............... haven't heard anything since
· Why are pirates called pirates? ............. because they are
· An Irishman walks out of a bar .................
Justin Timberlake tried to escape during his arrest for drunk driving.
He can't stop the fleeing.
He can't stop the fleeing.
Tuesday morning, The Mighty Rich Voss joined the Sam and Blubber Tits show.
RV was talking about his living arrangements in his new home. Jim Norton asked how often do him and Bonnie sleep together. Rich replied as often as you and I sleep together.
RV was talking about his living arrangements in his new home. Jim Norton asked how often do him and Bonnie sleep together. Rich replied as often as you and I sleep together.
Bob Kelly abuse featuring The Mighty Rich Voss's wife Bonnie McFarlane.
Bob Kelly played CK's younger brother in Louie. He's lucky CK wasn't at this Roast.
Bob Kelly played CK's younger brother in Louie. He's lucky CK wasn't at this Roast.
Jim Jones, the greatest boxer ever ....
Knocked out 909 people with one punch
Knocked out 909 people with one punch
