@onomatopoeia
I think you'd love this joke website. Bunch of Brit's cracking original, topical and random jokes 24/7 ... without limits.
Its name says it all. sickipedia.net
You have to sift through lots too find the gold but when you do, it's worth- it!
Here are a few particularly sick, or politically incorrect but clever examples:
-What's the best thing to get bubblegum out of your hair...? Cancer.
-No matter how you look at it Hitler did do one thing for all mankind . He killed Hitler!
-Our local aircraft museum has gone Pride and LGBTQ+ crazy in recent weeks. Even half the planes are bi.
--My teacher said I'd be no good at poetry because of my dyslexia. So far I've made two jugs, a vase and a bowl, so fuck you Mrs Collins
-"It's time to test the smoke alarm, " I said to my missus. "It's 9:am on a Sunday morning, just fucking ask for breakfast like any normal bloke will you. "
-I have to take over 500 pills a day. It's to control my compulsive lying.
- My wife called me a sex machine yesterday. Actually she called me 'A fucking tool', but i know what she meant
This one could be very offensive, but clever.
"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing. Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?
I think you'd love this joke website. Bunch of Brit's cracking original, topical and random jokes 24/7 ... without limits.
Its name says it all. sickipedia.net
You have to sift through lots too find the gold but when you do, it's worth- it!
Here are a few particularly sick, or politically incorrect but clever examples:
-What's the best thing to get bubblegum out of your hair...? Cancer.
-No matter how you look at it Hitler did do one thing for all mankind . He killed Hitler!
-Our local aircraft museum has gone Pride and LGBTQ+ crazy in recent weeks. Even half the planes are bi.
--My teacher said I'd be no good at poetry because of my dyslexia. So far I've made two jugs, a vase and a bowl, so fuck you Mrs Collins
-"It's time to test the smoke alarm, " I said to my missus. "It's 9:am on a Sunday morning, just fucking ask for breakfast like any normal bloke will you. "
-I have to take over 500 pills a day. It's to control my compulsive lying.
- My wife called me a sex machine yesterday. Actually she called me 'A fucking tool', but i know what she meant
This one could be very offensive, but clever.
"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing. Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?
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