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SchlongConery

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Don't flush condoms, that's terrible for the plumbing.
If you want to be really environmentally responsible, you can buy a Goodyear Condom.

You turn them inside out and shake the fuck outta them and they are ready for another round! Thicker rubber, guaranteed for 365 days!

Trudope may be outlawing single use condoms soon anyways, eh? ;)
 

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DNA is the absolute identifier. You could grow up with a sibling that can turn out only to be a half sibling and not know it till DNA proves it. Would a client knowingly leave his drivers license at the scene of an assignation.

I saw a documentary of how young people rural America are being emptied out to go to the big city. Many at a young age will have made children that they do not know of. These young kids in their mid to late teens will inter mingle without knowing they are cousins or half siblings. Many will later head out to urban environments
and struggle at low paying jobs only to return to their small towns. They then in their mid 30s to 50s hook up with younger adults not knowing they are related as aunts, uncles, cousins, half siblings.


DNA is more reliable than eye witness testimony and finger prints as an identifier.



Even with the snip, you are still leaving behind DNA. Unless your pistola does not shooting at all.
You don’t need DNA tests to confirm a lot of Americans are inbreed. 4A7AC114-849D-4049-9576-5041036677F2.jpeg
 

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Guys who don't are.

Low risk, yes. Abysmally small risk? Yes.

Huge potential consequences, yup. To all according to their means and circumstances.

Flushing the condom yourself is less than effortless on your way to the shower. And polite. ;)

DO NOT FLUSH IT.

I get that it is easy and you would prefer it but it can clog the toilet and that leaves the issue for the lady and if she is at a hotel - that can be an issue. I know. I have gone through it. And will not see the guys again who do it.

Take it with you if you want it so bad but don’t purposely fuck up something for someone else.

Would be less embarrassing at my house to fix but I will block any guy who does this. It is rude and disrespectful. Especially when you know the damage that can be done and you don’t even do it at your own house because you know the damage that can be done.

But fuck the incall right?!?!?! 🙄
 
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SchlongConery

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DO NOT FLUSH IT.

I get that it is easy and you would prefer it but it can clog the toilet and that leaves the issue for the lady and if she is at a hotel - that can be an issue. I know. I have gone through it. And will not see the guys again who do it.

Take it with you if you want it so bad but don’t purposely fuck up something for someone else.

Would be less embarrassing at my house to fix but I will block any guy who does this. It is rude and disrespectful. Especially when you know the damage that can be done and you don’t even do it at your own house because you know the damage that can be done.

But fuck the incall right?!?!?! 🙄

Good point, I honestly didn't think of that it could actually clog the toilet because I flush it by itself. No TP. Double flushes! Both at the time of disposal and again after the tank has refilled after my shower . And if I ever, ever, ever wanted to "fuck up something purposefully", the toilet would be the last thing that would come to mind. :ROFLMAO:

Knowing that, I won't ever flush a condom down any toilet, anywhere*.

And by the assumptions you have made about me not caring , "fuck the incall right?!?!?" I promise not to risk fucking up your incall* Jenisis. ;)


*It's too bad you felt the urge to go off on me. I have noticed you more recently are available in Mississauga, my convenient hobby area. I very seldom go north of the 401 or east of the DVP so your eastern location was simply not an option for me. My curiosity about your famous bj's and finally meeting you in person (and talking fishing when your mouth wasn't full 😜) has been satisfied.



* I have a sewer jetting rig that I used to clean "Poop Mountain" out my ex-gf's RV's. I have made a few thousand bucks every spring when I (still) open her current RV.

The park's Honey 🍯Wagon pumper guy tells everyone how important it is to regularly power jet your holding tanks and I get them lined up with cash in their hands as I flush the next one and the next one....

I also tell them not to flush TP and don't spare water in the toilet to avoid Poop Mountain!

I know you have an trailer so take the time to watch this. He is DEAD ON on everything! Including why not to use chemicals.

 
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I get where some of the men are coming from... they read a story or heard the rumour mill.
There have been a few private cases that I am aware of in the US where a PI (Private Investigator) followed an individual and after the time spent with the lady, knocked on the door and offered an amount for the said "Package". This was used in court to match the evidence left at the scene against this person's DNA.
It was a 100% match and $Millions in settlement owed to the spouse.

The other's read into Drake's nonsense sans the hot sauce 🌶 🌶🌶😂😂😂
 

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I get where some of the men are coming from... they read a story or heard the rumour mill.
There have been a few private cases that I am aware of in the US where a PI (Private Investigator) followed an individual and after the time spent with the lady, knocked on the door and offered an amount for the said "Package". This was used in court to match the evidence left at the scene against this person's DNA.
It was a 100% match and $Millions in settlement owed to the spouse.

The other's read into Drake's nonsense sans the hot sauce 🌶 🌶🌶😂😂😂
Although Ontario is a no-contest (?) divorce jurisdiction and I you don't think you'd need that wrt normal family law.

I could imagine where there is an enforceable fidelity clause about not fucking hookers that could nullify a pre-nup in Ontario.

And if the wife knows the husband is cheating but he gaslights her by blaming her imagination etc, I think that is about the top of the list for reasons a scorned woman might hire a PI and if he is fucking hookers with the same dick she blows him with...goes full scorched earth on the guy.

Never mind the kids finding out good old dad is out fucking hookers. And that he really wasn't working overtime instead of watching their school play or soccer games.

But yeah, I can see why not tossing your bagged and tagged DNA in a Dundas St motel room's garbage bin would be too much hassle. 😜
 

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DO NOT FLUSH IT.

I get that it is easy and you would prefer it but it can clog the toilet and that leaves the issue for the lady and if she is at a hotel - that can be an issue. I know. I have gone through it. And will not see the guys again who do it.

Take it with you if you want it so bad but don’t purposely fuck up something for someone else.

Would be less embarrassing at my house to fix but I will block any guy who does this. It is rude and disrespectful. Especially when you know the damage that can be done and you don’t even do it at your own house because you know the damage that can be done.

But fuck the incall right?!?!?! 🙄
Some years ago I used to go to an incall at Yonge & St Clair hosted owned by a big bearded dude who was in the living room ALL THE BLOODY TIME. I tolerated his annoying presence until one time he and I had a heated argument about my throwing wrapped up condom in trash can instead of flushing it down the toilet. I kept refusing until the S.P. intervened and flushed it down the drain. I never went back....
 
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Again, this thread is hilarious.

It's a bunch of paranoid "incels" and MGTOW who are overestimating their value.

And if you're that worried about the providers you're going to see doing this, seems to me that says more the ... quality of ladies you're going to see.
 

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First - you know I didn’t go “off” on you. LOL. You have been around TERB enough to know what actually going off is when it comes to me. That was a love tap, not a slap. LOL.

Second - You said you know it is harmful and you only do it at incalls. That was you. No one forced you say those things. You know it is harmful, you avoid harming your own stuff at your house by not doing and only do it at Incalls, not caring about the harm there. What is one suppose to say to that? Thanks????. 😂😂😂😂

You know idiots will read this and do it too and then women like me are those stuck dealing with the issues. Although thank you for your clarification. Still don’t do it. Drake the rubber up if you want or take with you but don’t flush it down the toilet. This is PSA for all women and men because apparently some women don’t know this either.

Lastly - And I’m back and solely in Durham now, so you missed the boat sadly.

As for the trailer - I am good. I learned about poop mountain pretty fast. I was told at the beginning and it is something I have feared ever since I change the black water hard pipe ( we are hard piped at the park as we are all stationary trailers) That was an ugly smelly mess but I did it. I think I wrote a thread about it. I was very proud of myself. LOL.

My new trailer has a back flush and I don’t use those break down chemicals. I use the power wand to actually manually clean the tank. Last season was the first year with the new trailer. Fingers crossed I winterized right. I will find out in 33 days!!!!! 😬
 
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First - you know I didn’t go “off” on you. LOL. You have been around TERB enough to know what actually going off is when it comes to me. That was a love tap, not a slap. LOL.

Second - You said you know it is harmful and you only do it at incalls. That was you. No one forced you say those things. You know it is harmful, you avoid harming your own stuff at your house by not doing and only do it at Incalls, not caring about the harm there. What is one suppose to say to that? Thanks????. 😂😂😂😂

You know idiots will read this and do it too and then women like me are those stuck dealing with the issues. Although thank you for your clarification. Still don’t do it. Drake the rubber up if you want or take with you but don’t flush it down the toilet. This is PSA for all women and men because apparently some women don’t know this either.

Lastly - And I’m back and solely in Durham now, so you missed the boat sadly.

As for the trailer - I am good. I learned about poop mountain pretty fast. I was told at the beginning and it is something I have feared ever since I change the black water hard pipe ( we are hard piped at the park as we are all stationary trailers) That was an ugly smelly mess but I did it. I think I wrote a thread about it. I was very proud of myself. LOL.

My new trailer has a back flush and I don’t use those break down chemicals. I use the power wand to actually manually clean the tank. Last season was the first year with the new trailer. Fingers crossed I winterized right. I will find out in 33 days!!!!! 😬

Wow, very impressive on your black water knowledge and practices! (y) (y)

As for the incall, I was with ya all the way until the " but don’t purposely fuck up something for someone else." and " But fuck the incall right?!?!?! 🙄".

Both individually and taken together Imputing that I purposefully want to fuck up something for somebody else. Fuck 'em eh? ;-)

Carelessly, indifferently etc is different.

Like you and everyoneI have prejudices. You might deal with guys who have that malicious intent. I've had a crazy gf who if I tripped and smashed my face would say that I inteneded to do it because I wanted to make her wipe up the blood, then go off on me crazy shit like that. :ROFLMAO: I've otherwise had awesome relationships with great, sane, caring women. But that one... whoahhhhh... the nightmares to get her out of my life!!! So I admit to being sensitive to any unwarranted projection of malicious intent.

But I say shit when I
 
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Wow, very impressive on your black water knowledge and practices! (y) (y)

As for the incall, I was with ya all the way until the " but don’t purposely fuck up something for someone else." and " But fuck the incall right?!?!?! 🙄".

Both individually and taken together Imputing that I purposefully want to fuck up something for somebody else. Fuck 'em eh? ;-)

Carelessly, indifferently etc is different.

Like you and everyoneI have prejudices. You might deal with guys who have that malicious intent. I've had a crazy gf who if I tripped and smashed my face would say that I inteneded to do it because I wanted to make her wipe up the blood, then go off on me crazy shit like that. :ROFLMAO: I've otherwise had awesome relationships with great, sane, caring women. But that one... whoahhhhh... the nightmares to get her out of my life!!! So I admit to being sensitive to any unwarranted projection of malicious intent.

But I say shit when I
The eye-roll emoji didn’t give it away? Kk. My bad. 👍
 
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The eye-roll emoji didn’t give it away? Kk. My bad. 👍

I've learned that sarchasm better be good to even try it! 😜

Sure Jen, I'll take you at your word that the eyeroll in that context of all of your rant being directed at me personally was well intentioned sarchasm that missed the mark. :rolleyes:

Apology sincerely accepted (y)
 
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I think this was a story line on the Ray Donovan series. He was hired by an NBA player who suspected that one of his babes preserved his sperm from a blow job in order to get herself pregnant and enrich herself. Ray went in and got the sample back.
 

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It's simple, the men do not want their seed to be used to unwillingly impregnate someone and be on the hook for a baby they didn't want that's biologically theirs. It's all about controlling your bodily autonomy. You know, the same rights women deserve in a civilized society.
+1 This.

Again, for those in the cheap seats: men have as much right to bodily autonomy as women do.

The SP should thank the OP for taking it with them. One less thing for her to clean up.
 
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You guys really need to get over yourselves!
 
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