Is it fit for any diet? Any recipes? Something like "CumBook by Ramsay "
Here is my fave own con-cock-shun that I love to teach amatures and porfessionals alike!
Schlongs Penis Collossus Recipe
Total Time Required including advance prep: 7+ days
Man: Mix 200mg Soy Lecithin Capsule in 250ml of Pineapple Juice. Drink one serving per day for 7 days
Woman: (Hold the Dressing!)
Remove hair elastic from wrist and secure hair into tight pony tail.
Pour 50 ml of hot water into mouth and hold for for 60 seconds. Adjust time and temp as required and empty mouth.
Pour 3-4 ml Virgin Coconut Oil into palm of hand and knead between palms until evenly distributed and warm.
Peel covering from (if required) soft banana and slowly insert in warm mouth
without using hands.
Slowly swirl tongue and apply suction as desired as banana is fully inserted.
Manually apply coconut oil to banana. Continue and maintain even distribution of coconut oil to banana and surrounding area.
Mix coconut oil, saliva and pre-cum slowly for 3-5 minutes until banana becomes adequately firm.
Increase speed of agitation according to mutual desire.
Depending on variable techniques, a heavy cream will be produced in anywhere from 5 to 30 minutes.
Continue agitation and increase suction for 30-60 seconds after the banana, coconut and heavy cream cum together at the maximum volume.
Spit, swallow or gargle as preferred.
Variations: Rolling. licking or holding the small nuts under the banana may speed up the final cocktail.
Inserting coconut oil coated finger into the Hershey Highway will increase serving size and intensity of intoxication
Additional Note to Sous Chef: Do not discard now softening banana. It can be reconstituted within 10-15 minutes into a spectacular main course!
