Can You give my cum back?

[Valcazar]

Lately I experienced a new trend in my business. Many guys want to take the condom with their cum in it. I wanted to throw it in the garbage bag, but they stopped me and ask me to give it to them, because they are not comfortable to leave it in my place. What do you think guys?Can you tell me the reason?

There's a whole paranoia about sperm stealing because women are always trying to trap men into paternity payments.
I guess in the days of big data this has also evolved into a general "they will steal my DNA for whatever" (framing people? doing studies? future biometric identity theft?)

 

[Joyrection]

This thread is comedy gold. A lot of you are paranoid and and have a really bloated sense of importance.

Being that I had the snip, this is not a concern for me, however far be it for me to judge another person's paranoia as a sense of self-importance. Just as some hobbiests fall in love with SPs, the same could be true the other way around, and people do crazy things that the rest of us mortals would never dream of doing. As I try to tell other people, I would rather take my time to be overly cautious that to have the sad face of a victim and nearly 60 years later, no sad face here.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

DNA is the absolute identifier. You could grow up with a sibling that can turn out only to be a half sibling and not know it till DNA proves it. Would a client knowingly leave his drivers license at the scene of an assignation.

I saw a documentary of how young people rural America are being emptied out to go to the big city. Many at a young age will have made children that they do not know of. These young kids in their mid to late teens will inter mingle without knowing they are cousins or half siblings. Many will later head out to urban environments
and struggle at low paying jobs only to return to their small towns. They then in their mid 30s to 50s hook up with younger adults not knowing they are related as aunts, uncles, cousins, half siblings.

DNA is more reliable than eye witness testimony and finger prints as an identifier.

Being that I had the snip, this is not a concern for me.

Even with the snip, you are still leaving behind DNA. Unless your pistola does not shooting at all.

 

[Mr.Gr33k]

We've heard many times that sending deposits is perfectly fine or that verifying by LinkedIn or ID is safe because professional providers will never out a client. We've seen more than once how quickly things can escalate from nothing into something. Deposits were kept and clients have been outted, their ID posted online. If that's not food for thought, I'm not sure what is.

There's a dark side to this hobby as well and at any given moment a peaceful encounter can turn into a crime scene. You could be the nicest person on this earth, but you have no idea what may transpire after you leave. I'm surprised at how many people view sperm as a baby juice and not evidence. Biologial evidence that'll put you in that room.

 

[FUCKMEISTER]

I am glad all my little guys cant swim..

 

[SchlongConery]

Not to mention everything that goes with pregnancy. But hey, getting money out of some mid-level corporate employee will totally be worth it.

Guys who think like this are idiots.

Guys who don't are.

Low risk, yes. Abysmally small risk? Yes.

Huge potential consequences, yup. To all according to their means and circumstances.

Flushing the condom yourself is less than effortless on your way to the shower. And polite.

 

[SchlongConery]

They should just do what Drake does and contaminate it with hot sauce

I mighta done that to myself last night eating wings at Hooters!

Got the number of the tall, small-boobed waitress too!!!!

And leftover wings for breakfast!

Isn't life grand!

 

[SchlongConery]

This thread is comedy gold. A lot of you are paranoid and and have a really bloated sense of importance.

Come again?

Just because I only have $35.87 in my bank account doesn't mean I'm not going to hide my PIN on the machine at McDonalds.

 

[SchlongConery]

We've heard many times that sending deposits is perfectly fine or that verifying by LinkedIn or ID is safe because professional providers will never out a client. We've seen more than once how quickly things can escalate from nothing into something. Deposits were kept and clients have been outted, their ID posted online. If that's not food for thought, I'm not sure what is.

There's a dark side to this hobby as well and at any given moment a peaceful encounter can turn into a crime scene. You could be the nicest person on this earth, but you have no idea what may transpire after you leave. I'm surprised at how many people view sperm as a baby juice and not evidence. Biologial evidence that'll put you in that room.

Good thinking Sherlock!

Say there is a sexual assault, or a dead body gets discovered the next day or three, or even if the room is being shared by 3 pimped girls. One underage.

There is a basket full of fresh DNA evidence all wrapped up in individual containers!

NOT saying the police are that diligent in most cases or your phone or other evidence isn't going to identify you if it was an unsolved murder. But no semen, no DNA. No DNA and no chance of the 23&me type of reverse genetic relationship analysis resulting in a knock at your door or at work.

 

[jeff2]

Good thinking Sherlock!

Say there is a sexual assault, or a dead body gets discovered the next day or three, or even if the room is being shared by 3 pimped girls. One underage.

There is a basket full of fresh DNA evidence all wrapped up in individual containers!

NOT saying the police are that diligent in most cases or your phone or other evidence isn't going to identify you if it was an unsolved murder. But no semen, no DNA. No DNA and no chance of the 23&me type of reverse genetic relationship analysis resulting in a knock at your door or at work.

23 and me sent me an e-mail saying I have new relatives. Have not logged in for a while.

 

[jeff2]

Beyond the financial aspect, it is the concern your kid might have a crappy life.

 

[Joyrection]

DNA is the absolute identifier. You could grow up with a sibling that can turn out only to be a half sibling and not know it till DNA proves it. Would a client knowingly leave his drivers license at the scene of an assignation.

I saw a documentary of how young people rural America are being emptied out to go to the big city. Many at a young age will have made children that they do not know of. These young kids in their mid to late teens will inter mingle without knowing they are cousins or half siblings. Many will later head out to urban environments
and struggle at low paying jobs only to return to their small towns. They then in their mid 30s to 50s hook up with younger adults not knowing they are related as aunts, uncles, cousins, half siblings.

DNA is more reliable than eye witness testimony and finger prints as an identifier.



Even with the snip, you are still leaving behind DNA. Unless your pistola does not shooting at all.

Well glad my serial killing days are behind me to...doh was that my outside voice?

 

[IM469]

It's not a new idea:

Drake Accused of Putting Hot Sauce in Condom After Sex

After attending a party together, the woman alleged they went to his hotel and smoked weed before having sex with condom, which Drake ended up disposing of in the bathroom.

But the woman apparently had ulterior motives, specifically to impregnate herself. As such, she claimed to have fished the used condom out of the trash and put the contents into her vagina — except she said it felt like "pouring hot lava into her pussy."

She then went on to allege that after hearing her screams, Drake came to the bathroom and told her he'd poured a packet of hot sauce into the condom in a bizarre attempt to kill the sperm. And now, the woman is trying to sue.

I know of two dancers whom tried to trap men by intentionally getting pregnant - one already in a married relationship. In both cases the men bolted and wanted nothing to do with them (how do they figure a guy isn't going to hate being trapped like that is beyond me.) I can see men getting a little possessive of their sperm.

 

[SchlongConery]

Well glad my serial killing days are behind me to...doh was that my outside voice?

But just being remotely identified to 'rule you out' as a suspect can have unforseeable consequences . What if your jizz gets cross contaminated with the real suspect and you don't answer the cops questions properly etc.

But, hey who are us axe murderers to give advice on how to not leave evidence?!?

Oh, and @Ceiling Cat ... even if you don't actually ejaculate, there is likely sufficient urethral secretions and skin cells in the condom to get a viable DNA sample.

 

[SchlongConery]

For the guys that take it with them. Like, how? In your pockets? Or just swinging it in your hand?

I kinda turn mine semi-inside out and throw it in the toilet and flush it.

And I always piss after a session to flush the urethra of any possible bacteria etc. Not guaranteed but might help to reduce (possible) bacterial loading and development of an infection as there may not be adequate numbers to get the infection established.

 

[Butler1000]

For the guys that take it with them. Like, how? In your pockets? Or just swinging it in your hand?

The pro athletes actually use ziplocks now. Its a part of unofficial training of rookies to do these things.

But wrapping it in a tissue or two, and depositing it later in a garbage, is not a big deal.

 

[Butler1000]

This thread is comedy gold. A lot of you are paranoid and and have a really bloated sense of importance.

And this is the kind of shaming that isn't needed. Why the fuck would you care if someone wants to protect themselves in this way. Its no different then not wanting photographic evidence, a credit card trail, phone or other communication cleanup, or other tells.

 

[Valcazar]

I kinda turn mine semi-inside out and throw it in the toilet and flush it.

Don't flush condoms, that's terrible for the plumbing.

 

[SchlongConery]

Don't flush condoms, that's terrible for the plumbing.

Oh I know it is. And even worse for the sewer system and treatment plant.

I don't do it at home, ever. Only at incalls.

I always feel guilty about it but I do it anyways. I used to tie a knot in it and tuck it in my pocket and throw it into a garbage bin somewhere down the street. But the fucking City shortsightedly has reduced and fucked up the whole trash bin system so there is never one nearby. So once I forgot it in my pants pocket and it jammed the pump in my washing machine!


Here is what the pre-screening-screen looks like! At a small plant!!!

 

[SchlongConery]

I am glad all my little guys cant swim..

But they can still tell a story!

I learned 40 years ago to guard my privacy. Even if I have nothing to hide.