Israel at war

toguy5252

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Imaginary conversation amongst Hamas leaders following the Gaza Hospital attack:

Leader #1 "Those damn Zionists. How could they attack our hospital after the doctors told them they could not evacuate the patients?"

Leader #2 "Actually it wasn't the Zionists, it was a rocket launched by our brothers The Islamic Jihad from the cemetery behind the hospital. It misfired and exploded in the parking lot next to the hospital."

Leader # 1 "Well the world will never find out the truth. How many people were killed?"

Leader #2 "It seems a few hundred or less."

Leader #1 "Biden is coming to Israel tonight. Lets declare that the Israelis did it, and say 500 were killed."

Jeader #2 "Brilliant. How lucky we are. I agree, we must let the world think it was the Zionists who attacked! This will stop all other Arab leaders from talking with Biden and discussing a peace plan."

Leader #1 Yes! Allahu Akbar!!
which is the imaginary part.
 
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Anbarandy

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What a stroke of luck!

Hamas and Islamic Jihad now have another target to for their dud rockets to explode on and shift the blame onto Israel.

The cacophonous echoes of cheers and rah-rah-sis-boom-bahs from the maze of Hamas/Islamic Jihad rat tunnels under Gaza has caused the local Richter Scale to explode.

Another Kandid Kamera moment for Klatuu to exhort "Death to Israel!"
 
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Frankfooter

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What a stroke of luck!

Hamas and Islamic Jihad now have another target to for their dud rockets to explode on and shift the blame onto Israel.

The cacophonous echoes of cheers and rah-rah-sis-boom-bahs from the maze of Hamas/Islamic Jihad rat tunnels under Gaza has caused the local Richter Scale to explode.

Another Kandid Kamera moment for Klatuu to exhort "Death to Israel!"


This was 25 residential towers yesterday.
Genocide.

 

Dragon77

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Hey guys! I think Frankie is forgetting to switch between his reg handle and his back up Dragon77. He just answered XMon with the wrong one!
Read my posts and you can clearly see there is zero correlation I am not affiliated with Feankie. It sure does take low IQ and being intimidated to believe I'm his back up handle. XMon posts was from me.
 

mellowjello

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Real politik.
While we're on real politik, I have a theory that there's a possibility that Netanyahu saw this coming and let it happen to give him legitimacy to use as much force to go and finish it once and for all. Something doesn't add up, confirmed reports that Egypt intelligence issued warning to Israel, Israeli intelligence is second to none and completely missed it, you have a festival just north of the Gaza border, with no security or relief in sight, such a late response.. I find it hard to believe they would be caught with their pants that far down, Israel just doesn't operate that loose.
Reminds me of all the 911 miscues, it's eerily similar.
 
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Anbarandy

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While we're on real politik, I have a theory that there's a possibility that Netanyahu saw this coming and let it happen to give him legitimacy to use as much force to go and finish it once and for all. Something doesn't add up, confirmed reports that Egypt intelligence issued warning to Israel, Israeli intelligence is second to none and completely missed it, you have a festival just north of the Gaza border, with no security or relief in sight, such a late response.. I find it hard to believe they would be caught with their pants that far down, Israel just doesn't operate that loose.
Reminds me of all the 911 miscues, it's eerily similar.
The only thing eerily similar is your penchant for being sucked into the vortex of conspiracy theories, 22 years apart.
 

mellowjello

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The only thing eerily similar is your penchant for being sucked into the vortex of conspiracy theories, 22 years apart.
Sure, conspiracies don't exist right?
And I did say it was just a possibility, but bully for you if you believe that EVERYTHING is as straightforward as it appears.
 

Klatuu

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I guess two carrier groups and the Navy SEALS ready to go has prompted them to understand just how precarious their position is. They will dole them out to try to keep USA SF out but thats just delaying the inevitable.
Yeah…that’s a guess alright.Your reality testing leaves a lot to be desired as we’ve already seen.

I will stick with an exchange of aid for the Gaza people in return for the release of two hostages.
 
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