Imaginary conversation amongst Hamas leaders following the Gaza Hospital attack:
Leader #1 "Those damn Zionists. How could they attack our hospital after the doctors told them they could not evacuate the patients?"
Leader #2 "Actually it wasn't the Zionists, it was a rocket launched by our brothers The Islamic Jihad from the cemetery behind the hospital. It misfired and exploded in the parking lot next to the hospital."
Leader # 1 "Well the world will never find out the truth. How many people were killed?"
Leader #2 "It seems a few hundred or less."
Leader #1 "Biden is coming to Israel tonight. Lets declare that the Israelis did it, and say 500 were killed."
Jeader #2 "Brilliant. How lucky we are. I agree, we must let the world think it was the Zionists who attacked! This will stop all other Arab leaders from talking with Biden and discussing a peace plan."
Leader #1 Yes! Allahu Akbar!!