NHL Predictions for '23/'24

shack

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For those of us with clairvoyance, what's going to happen this year? What are your predictions? I guess it's incumbent upon me to get the ball rolling.



The Senators will badly underperform and D.J. Smith will get fired.
 

The Oracle

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For those of us with clairvoyance, what's going to happen this year? What are your predictions? I guess it's incumbent upon me to get the ball rolling.



The Senators will badly underperform and D.J. Smith will get fired.
The Senators will make the playoffs this year...I'm tapping into my inner Mark Messier here with this guarantee.
 
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Leafs win their division. Matthews scores 50 goals. Columbus hires Mike Keenan
 

shack

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I predict the Leafs won't win all 82 games, sorry to disappoint some Leaf fans.
Damn. I already made a bet in Vegas that they would win all 82. I even got great odds at 4:1 against. They said it was a Leafs Fan Special. Only people with a Leafs tattoo could get those favourable odds.
 

K Douglas

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Still a bit early to make predictions. Anyone catch the game between Arizona and LA in Melbourne yesterday?
 

glamphotographer

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Damn. I already made a bet in Vegas that they would win all 82. I even got great odds at 4:1 against. They said it was a Leafs Fan Special. Only people with a Leafs tattoo could get those favourable odds.
Do it, what are the odds, it would pay like $1 Trillion.
 

K Douglas

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A few days late but here are my predictions for 2023-2024

Eastern Conference Winner: New York Rangers
Western Conference Winner: Dallas Stars
Stanley Cup Champion: Dallas Stars

Hart Trophy Winner: Nathan MacKinnon, COL
Norris Trophy Winner: Miro Heiskanen, DAL
Vezina Trophy Winner: Ilya Sorokin, NYI
Calder Trophy Winner: Conor Bedard, CHI (of course)
Conn Smythe Trophy Winner: Roope Hintz, DAL
Rocket Richard Trophy Winner: Auston Matthews, TOR
 

jalimon

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The Habs will win the Stanley cup.

Now I'm going back to watching soccer ;)
 
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