Any Guys Here Had Urological Procedures Done?

John Wick

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A slapdown by a woman beater? Hahahaha.



You can never slap me down. That's why you had to invent that quote you attribute to me. I never said that and you're a big liar.

Your quote came in post #8 of this thread:
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I dare you to find that post of mine and the thread it came from. If not, you admit that was a big, fat lie. Lying is your only resort when you get slapped down. You have no class and are a joke. Keep coming after me woman beater. You probably still get hard thinking about that punch.
You know very well that quote is directly attributable to you. No further action is required on my part just to relieve you of your own embarrassment. The lesson here shack is 'don't post on TERB when you're drinking...'
 

shack

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You know very well that quote is directly attributable to you. No further action is required on my part just to relieve you of your own embarrassment. The lesson here shack is 'don't post on TERB when you're drinking...'
It is totally fabricated. You could shut me up if you could produce it, but obviously you can't. You have to resort to lying when I slap you down.

You're a big phony who bullies women and has to lie. You should just give up because I'll make you look foolish every time.
 

shack

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Can we please just stop posting pics of little children? This is an adult website.
Sure. But you need to grow up and act like an adult and fight your own battles instead of turtling until somebody comes along to prop you up. Every time you refuse to defend yourself and hide behind your mamma's skirt you give me the opportunity. You control what happens.

Don't be such a child.
 

Darts

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Sure. But you need to grow up and act like an adult and fight your own battles instead of turtling until somebody comes along to prop you up. Every time you refuse to defend yourself and hide behind your mamma's skirt you give me the opportunity. You control what happens.

Don't be such a child.
Posting pics of little children, Captain Obvious and Turtle Boy is simply immaturity. Nobody else does that.
 
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shack

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Posting pics of little children, Captain Obvious and Turtle Boy is simply immaturity. Nobody else does that.
Nobody else complains about them.

You don't like them because they hit home. Everyone of them accurately describes you.

Grow up and defend your statements instead of turtling until others speak up. THAT is immaturity.
 

Darts

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Nobody else complains about them.

You don't like them because they hit home. Everyone of them accurately describes you.

Grow up and defend your statements instead of turtling until others speak up. THAT is immaturity.
Here is just a small sample of what other members say about you.

1) "You have become the board laughing stock, a stalker, spell checker, all
cap'ser, and copy paste the word covidiot. Even the mild mannered von seems
to have grown tired of you."

2)""You both misread and misunderstood why I mentioned Bo popping in his own dislocated hip, and I said Bo wasn't a gym rat.

Not suprising, from the guy who didn't understand a "What's his name?" question in New Sports Trivia:""

3)"He likes to virtue signal. He does it a lot"

4) "The point you're making now is not too flattering to yourself...it's only your issue, no one else cares."

Anyway, this thread was doing fine until post 48.
 

shack

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Here is just a small sample of what other members say about you.

1) "You have become the board laughing stock, a stalker, spell checker, all
cap'ser, and copy paste the word covidiot. Even the mild mannered von seems
to have grown tired of you."

2)""You both misread and misunderstood why I mentioned Bo popping in his own dislocated hip, and I said Bo wasn't a gym rat.

Not suprising, from the guy who didn't understand a "What's his name?" question in New Sports Trivia:""

3)"He likes to virtue signal. He does it a lot"

4) "The point you're making now is not too flattering to yourself...it's only your issue, no one else cares."

Anyway, this thread was doing fine until post 48.
Why don't you show us the posts where others call you racist. There are lots and lots of them. You have nothing to be proud of.

And like I said, you found no posts where somebody complains about my pictures of Turtle Boy, hiding behind mamma's skirt etc. Only you don't like them.

And the thread started going bad much earlier when you went stupidly off topic. You said yourself, "I'm not sure if this counts".
 
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Darts

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And the thread started going bad much earlier when you went stupidly off topic. You said yourself, "I'm not sure if this counts".
You're the only one who complained/bitched. The thread went off the rail starting with post 48.

The OP never complained and he said in fact it counts.

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Darts said:
Not sure if this counts. Once had a Q-tip inserted inside my ureter to collect a sample for STD testing.
Sounds ugly enough to count. Did this hurt?
 
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No intelligent rational member called me racist.
Wrong. Some very credible and rational members have cast this aspersion on you.
 

shack

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You're the only one who complained/bitched. The thread went off the rail starting with post 48.

The OP never complained and he said in fact it counts.

ExoticSpirit
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Saturday at 4:35 PM

Sounds ugly enough to count. Did this hurt?
1) As you've just admitted, even you questioned whether your post was on topic or not.

2)OP was concerned about a cystoscopy, a tube with a camera inserted into his penis and up into his bladder. How is that even remotely close to a simple swab using a Q-tip that goes 1 or 2 mm. into the tip. What info does that give OP? You didn't even describe the procedure and your experience, just that you had a swab done. You provided absolutely no info to OP of what to expect of a cystoscopy. You just wanted to hear yourself speak and pretend that you had some relevance, which, of course, you did not. It's as relevant as talking about cleaning your ears with a Q-tip.

BTW, what is your opinion of John Dick proudly inflicting physical harm on a woman who had zero chance of standing up to him. Is he your hero? Would you like to emulate him? It's a fair and honest question. Do you agree that he should be praised for grabbing her hair, pulling back her head and punching her full on in the throat? Is that something that you would do?
 

John Wick

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Sure. But you need to grow up and act like an adult and fight your own battles instead of turtling until somebody comes along to prop you up. Every time you refuse to defend yourself and hide behind your mamma's skirt you give me the opportunity. You control what happens.

Don't be such a child.
Why does there have to be a battle at all? Why can't you just stop trying to bully Darts every time he posts and move on? Put him on ignore if he bothers you that much. It's a very simple solution. Don't be such a child.
We know you won't though, because online bullies gotta' bully people. It's who you are. Just like the sig line says.
 

John Wick

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Grow up and defend your statements instead of turtling until others speak up. THAT is immaturity.
Why does he have to defend anything to you? Who made you the board's arbiter? And why do you feel so compelled to challenge virtually every post he makes? It's the very definition of an online stalker. THAT is immaturity. Just stop whydoncha'!?
 

John Wick

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1) As you've just admitted, even you questioned whether your post was on topic or not.

2)OP was concerned about a cystoscopy, a tube with a camera inserted into his penis and up into his bladder. How is that even remotely close to a simple swab using a Q-tip that goes 1 or 2 mm. into the tip. What info does that give OP? You didn't even describe the procedure and your experience, just that you had a swab done. You provided absolutely no info to OP of what to expect of a cystoscopy. You just wanted to hear yourself speak and pretend that you had some relevance, which, of course, you did not. It's as relevant as talking about cleaning your ears with a Q-tip.
Everybody on this board is allowed to share their opinions, perspectives and experiences. You have no authority of any kind to make any determinations regarding relevance of other members' posts. Stop trying to censor or correct what everyone else posts. It's really not your business. If you don't like it, or disagree, just move along. Are you five? You don't need to assert yourself in some weird personally insecure manner to make yourself feel some sense of self-worth at other people's expense all the time. It's really tedious and juvenile.
 
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ExoticSpirit

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no problem, I was out for the whole thing, felt nothing have had several
I think for just a cystoscopy, most of the urologists prefer to have us with the local numbing rather than general anesthetic since it's less time needed. I myself prefer the local option as well since I want to drive myself home right afterwards even though being awake is going to be much more frightening. For higher level procedures like turps, general anesthetic is the only option.
 

ExoticSpirit

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I survived my cystoscopy which was unpleasant but not horrific. They first inject a numbing gel in my dick which was like getting freezing from a dentist but in comparison I think the dental needle actually hurts more. But it is uncomfortable as I was grimicing while he was doing this. What surprised me was unlike the dental freezing which they usually wait for 10 minutes for it to take effect, the doc shoved the snake in right after he injected the gel. The entry was actually okay but where there was a sudden sharp pain which I expected all along was when he went through the bladder sphincter. He said that was the hard part but at least this sharp pain was over in a flash. Once inside the bladder it was actually okay as well as I didn't feel much. But maybe by that point, the monitor was turned on and I was kind of fixated on what I was seeing because it's not every day you get to see the inside of yourself. It was also no problem when he pulled it out. Some guys claimed that the whole procedure felt like an eternity but it was the opposite for me. It was pretty quick and over with. But afterwards I was peeing burning blood for the next 18 hours and was afraid to pee each time because of the burn. By the next morning everything felt better with no more burning nor blood but I don't recall any nocturnal erection that night so I didn't feel like my dick was there anymore. But last morning I finally got the nocturnal erection back again. This was definitely not a comfortable experience but not a total horror show either as tons of guys go through it. I wouldn't want another one anytime soon though. Hoping to return to mongering next week.
 
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