Feel free to prove you're not lying. You are the one making outrageously unbelievable assertions, not me. You know....
shack: three thousand year old crusty-saurus who thinks sarcasm and wit are the same thing, believes women exist simply to provide paid sex
SB: 25 year supermodel who apparently has a thing for fucking smarmy crusty-sauruses for free, and a penchant for being used like a cum drenched Kleenex before being tossed in the bin
Sounds completely plausible. Where do you find the time?
You're a legend, boi, that's what you are.
Maybe just stop stealing meds from your fellow residents at the home and come back to reality.