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So, I took an early morning walk in the parking lot and saw this woman in her car.
Me: Ma'am, do you need any help?
She: I'm just looking for my car keys. Could you pull my skirt down so it covers my bum?
Me: No problem. Have a nice day.
Me: Ma'am, do you need any help?
She: I'm just looking for my car keys. Could you pull my skirt down so it covers my bum?
Me: No problem. Have a nice day.
Oh damn, just got a text from the mall assistant manager. Wants to see me to discuss some issue. She is such an exhibitionist.
Ok, the Assistant Manager said she/her has been getting complaints about women exposing themselves on the escalators. She/her said "fix it" to me.
I'm now back in the hospital for further tests. The female staff for some reason are focusing on my cock and testicles.
Ok, I'm back from the hospital. Before I left I asked the NP (nurse practitioner) "how was it"? She said you have nice testicles. No sex for 2 weeks. Next appointment we want a sample of your sperms. She then said:
a) We can have a pretty young female nursing student help you produce the sample, or
b) we can stick a long needle into one of your testicles and withdraw a sample.
a) We can have a pretty young female nursing student help you produce the sample, or
b) we can stick a long needle into one of your testicles and withdraw a sample.
Women are really sneaky. They wear a loose skirt/dress and/or a topcoat and then when you least expect it ---------------------PUSSY!
Don't you just hate it when the two women ahead of you on the escalator does this.
Ladies, be careful wearing high heels on escalators.
I'm pretty sure this was on the Hanlan's ferry.
This is probably from my university days.
This is probably from my university days.
I did a quick walk around the parking lot earlier this morning.
This woman looks like she spent the night in her car.
Ma'am, wake up. No sleeping in the parking lot. Plus, your privates are exposed.
This woman looks like she spent the night in her car.
Ma'am, wake up. No sleeping in the parking lot. Plus, your privates are exposed.
Darn! Just got a text from the mall manager. Wants to see me about some issue.
Me: Did you want to see me?
Manager: Yes, please come in.
Me: But, you're not fully dressed yet.
Manager: Don't be so shy. Come right in.
Manager: You did a great job getting rid of the naked women on the escalators.
Me: Thank you.
Manager: Now I want you to get rid of the people engaging in sex in their car and the naked women hanging around the parking lot.
Me: I'll do my best.
Me: Did you want to see me?
Manager: Yes, please come in.
Me: But, you're not fully dressed yet.
Manager: Don't be so shy. Come right in.
Manager: You did a great job getting rid of the naked women on the escalators.
Me: Thank you.
Manager: Now I want you to get rid of the people engaging in sex in their car and the naked women hanging around the parking lot.
Me: I'll do my best.
Another busy Saturday for Mall Cop.
Had to tell these two ladies to stop messing around on the escalator. Not safe.
Had to tell these two ladies to stop messing around on the escalator. Not safe.
Caught this woman changing panties in her car.
Damn! Now I'm getting complaints about women using the men's washroom.
