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Front-runner to replace Daniel Craig as James Bond revealed

superstar_88

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As Bond he'll kick ass
 

y2kmark

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Bond was killed off so definitively at the end of Die Another Day.

Does anyone have any insight or speculation as to how the writers bring him back for the next movie in the franchise?
No imagination?...
 

superstar_88

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Statham is already 55. Craig is 54 and did his first Bond movie in his 30's.
They need a Bond who can do several movies not just a one off. ATJ is 32
 

superstar_88

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Don't let him hear you say that.
I'm sure he already knows he's 55.
He's an actor. You seriously think he can fight off 10 men.
They made Jenny Agutter look like she can fight in Captain America.
Are you afraid of her also.

 
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IM469

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What about Janis Bond?
Yes, a little modernizing of the character is a thought ...

The name is George, Boy George ...
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And his stream of sexual encounters with the enemy continues with one slight twist that makes the villains very nervous .....
 
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basketcase

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I think Idris carries himself in a very Bond way (and doesn't have to fake the accent).


And it would piss of fall the race/wokeness obsessed.
 

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Statham is already 55. Craig is 54 and did his first Bond movie in his 30's.
They need a Bond who can do several movies not just a one off. ATJ is 32
I like Stathams action movies, I just don't think he has the same elegance and looks of the other 007.
 

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Bond was killed off so definitively at the end of Die Another Day.

Does anyone have any insight or speculation as to how the writers bring him back for the next movie in the franchise?
We live in the age of the backstory.
 

NotADcotor

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No imagination?...
Sure they could bring him back from the dead, but to do it in a manner not befitting some bullshit comic book hand waving...

Also the last scene was all about him facing certain death. If he last minute jumped into a refrigerator or some bullocks and survived it would remove all the gravitas of the last scene.
 

NotADcotor

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I think Idris carries himself in a very Bond way (and doesn't have to fake the accent).


And it would piss of fall the race/wokeness obsessed.

Yeah, I can't wait till they do a move about Harriot Tubbman with Uma Thurman in the lead role.
I mean it was OK when Hamilton completely ignored history right?

Who is all race obsessed now.

James Bond is a fictional character, but he is still a character and a white one. Doing something just to piss of people who should be pissed off is just plain childish and stupid. Up there with those "Trump lives rent free in your head/ you have Trump Derangement Syndrome" derpature.
 

NotADcotor

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Don't really want to see 007 getting it downward doggy style. Michelle Yeoh oh Yeah
I wouldn't mind being her James Bondage, James Bondage, She can tie me up and hold me as a hostage. WIth those handcuffs right, I'm gonna get it tonight. Down to her dungeon For a little session With her whip in hand She's gonna teach me a lesson

*not really into pain but she is easy on the eyes and I am how do you say... ah yes, pathetic and desperate.
 

NotADcotor

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The only person other than a white male who could play James Bond is Kate Micucci.
Then again I'd cast her in anything. I'd cast her as the Shark from Jaws. I'd cast her as every member of the Sharks and Jets in a remake of West Side Story. I'd cast her as every member of the German and Russian militiaries in a remake of Downfall. She is to me what Ben Affleck is to Kevin Smith.
 

krealtarron

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Idris Elba or Tom Hardy would be awesome. Second choice, Henry Cavill.
 

Nathan 88

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Those of you who are concerned that it won’t be a white male to play James Bond, you can relax it looks like that’s how it’s going to be.
By the way Liam Neeson is still kicking ass at 70 years of age so don’t worry Statham being 55.
 

Insidious Von

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Jamie Lee Curtis is 64, she and Michelle Yeoh had great chemistry in Everything Everywhere all at Once, and she kicked nasty ass while sticking her gut out.

I would'nt mind a Janis Bond with a certain scouser girl.

 
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