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Chelsea Handler, wrote her own monologues, making life easy for Kimmel's writing staff.

Kimmel still on vacation, this week's guest host is ex-chef, character actor Anthony Anderson. He's dropped the pounds since he gave up his day job.

 

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When he was part of Ice Cube's Barbershop ensemble, Anthony Anderson was The Round Mound of Non- Rebound. He would steal ATM's without a clue on how to get to the money.

Chelsea Handler went out swinging haymakers.

 
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MAGA stone losers/incels would rather necklace (burning tire around the neck) Cassidy Hutchinson than give her a good blowing.

They don't deserve oxygen.

 

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You sound unhinged.
As Bones McCoy would say, "in a pig's eye".

I'm very reasonable, some people don't want to hear the brutal truth. And Nocturnal Animals, could have been a film-noir classic if you weren't so pretentious.

 

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You know I want to help. Tom Ford, if you buy Tom Ford apparel you'll turn female heads.

 

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When he was part of Ice Cube's Barbershop ensemble, Anthony Anderson was The Round Mound of Non- Rebound. He would steal ATM's without a clue on how to get to the money.

Chelsea Handler went out swinging haymakers.

I tried but couldn't get through more than a few minutes of this mean-spirited witless crap.
Yes it sure seems like she writes her own "jokes".
 

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Chelsea Handler, wrote her own monologues, making life easy for Kimmel's writing staff.

Kimmel still on vacation, this week's guest host is ex-chef, character actor Anthony Anderson. He's dropped the pounds since he gave up his day job.

Where do you find the strength to watch the current late night shows? Shall I look for you at the next World's Strongest Man competition?

Or were you unaquainted with comedy before it expired?
 

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I'm glad you enjoyed it folks, good stuff. Btw any of you bought Trump Truth SPACs and Melania's NFT's?

Should I also feature Lewis Black?

 

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World's Strongest Man, Dutchie sono commosso.

Hafthor Bjornsson (The Mountain) retired from the World's Strongest Man competition. The pic on the left is from his active days, one on the right is his current condition.

 

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World's Strongest Man, Dutchie sono commosso.

Hafthor Bjornsson (The Mountain) retired from the World's Strongest Man competition. The pic on the left is from his active days, one on the right is his current condition.

I would bet that you could pin the Mountain like you were squashing an ant if you have the strength to endure the current late night programming!
 

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It actually makes perfect sense to use Chelsea as guest host. Kimmel sets the bar so low for comedy he probably doesn't want anyone outshining him while he is away. So that regard Chelsea is doing a great job!
 

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Ok just watched some more of Chelsea's monologue. Can only do so in small increments for sake of hearing what the other side has to say. However it's a masochistic endeavor at best.
Getting deeper into it it's clear that this isn't really a comic monologue but an Anti-Republican rant. There aren't really punch lines here, only applause lines. The like-minded audience whoops and cheers whenever she finishes a sentence and presumably makes a point.
Cheering isn't the same as laughing.
 
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Ok just watched some more of Chelsea's monologue. Can only do so in small increments for sake of hearing what the other side has to say. However it's a masochistic endeavor at best.
Getting deeper into it it's clear that this isn't really a comic monologue but an Anti-Republican rant. There aren't really punch lines here, only applause lines. The like-minded audience whoops and cheers whenever she finishes a sentence and presumably makes a point.
Cheering isn't the same as laughing.
It's like Samantha Bee- screaming into the camera, pretending it's comedy.
 
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It's like Samantha Bee- screaming into the camera, pretending it's comedy.
LOL that's exactly the comparison I had my head. I didn't mention it mainly because I wanted to block out memories of that screamin' demon.
 
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LOL that's exactly the comparison I had my head. I didn't mention it mainly because I wanted to block out memories of that screamin' demon.
I honestly thought that late night comedy died with Jay Leno- not a righty by any stretch of imagination, but at least he tried to play to all people. Especially after Dubya unhinged Letterman. Ironic since Trump used to appear regularly on Letterman and never held back. Well, Gutfeld stepped up and offers late night laughs and number one in ratings, too.
 
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I honestly thought that late night comedy died with Jay Leno- not a righty by any stretch of imagination, but at least he tried to play to all people. Especially after Dubya unhinged Letterman. Ironic since Trump used to appear regularly on Letterman and never held back. Well, Gutfeld stepped up and offers late night laughs and number one in ratings, too.
Damn straight. Leno is a professional stand up comic who is great at timing, set ups and delivering actual COMEDIC punch lines. This new breed of late night hosts sound more like propagandists and aren't fit to shine Leno's shoes.
 

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Damn straight. Leno is a professional stand up comic who is great at timing, set ups and delivering actual COMEDIC punch lines. This new breed of late night hosts sound more like propagandists and aren't fit to shine Leno's shoes.
The guys like Colbert and Kimmel are many things, but comedians they ain't. Just sad(sometimes crying) propagandists.
 
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