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Jesus was Jewish, that makes him white like other middle easterners. The only people who don't think this are either black racists who try to claim everything good is black and white racists, the types who don't consider even Italians and Greeks white although much like black racists are willing to claim the Romans and Ancient Greeks as their own.
Jesus never once spoke out against all the god mandated genocides, mass rapes [take the virgins for yourselves] and slavery, he therefore must not be anti war. Also there is 0 evidence he was anti police.
There is no evidence that Jesus supported free healthcare in the context of socialized medicine. He was all for helping the poor but when it is a legal requirement it is no longer good works.
As for trusting women, citation needed. Not Jesus but this little gem is in the bible and is considered by cultists to be the inspired word of god of which Jebus is part of the trinity.
"I allow no woman to teach or to have authority over men; she is to remain in quietness and keep silence [in religious assemblies]."
Jesus was killed by soldiers not police and he was killed for standing up against religious authority, he was tried by the Sanhedrin a Jewish judicial body who then brought him to Pilate who didn't find him guilty of sedition. It was really the mob that condemned him to death through some unbelievable story lines

Oh Jews are white, Arabs are white, Turks are white, Persians are white, North Africans are white as are Greeks, Italians and the Spanish.


But I am guessing you saw some meme, say it kinda doves into what you want reality to be and spread it without questioning it.


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Jesus never spoke out against the pro slavery bits of the OT and others in the NT speak out in favor of it
Jesus never spoke out against the genocides of the OT. The king of the pedos is expected to apologize for the deaths and rapes of the church before he was in power... so...
He never actually said, oh we [the trinity] are cool with the gays now, so you are obtaining instruction from someone who hates homosexuals and finds them an abomination.
If the woke crowd were consistent, educated and had the guts they would be targeting churches and crosses along side the statues of dead white men... but of course not anything names after Joseph Brant because slavery is cool when an Indian does it.

And when we get down to it. Let Holden as played by Ben Afleck from the movie Jay and Silent Bob strike back explain it.
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So Jesus was just like Trump including sedition charges
 
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Jesus never intended to die, he just wanted some attention and told Judas to kiss him on the cheek to give off a metrosexual vibe for the Roman tabloids but Judas fucked up and french kissed Jesus in front of Roman soldiers who then crucified Jesus for being gay.
 
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Jesus did not fuck a porn star while his wife was pregnant. Jesus was selfless... Trump is all about Trump. Jesus actually believed in God. Trump just uses "God" in his con.
 
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HungSowel said:
Jesus never intended to die, he just wanted some attention and told Judas to kiss him on the cheek to give off a metrosexual vibe for the Roman tabloids but Judas fucked up and french kissed Jesus in front of Roman soldiers who then crucified Jesus for being gay.
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That's blasphemy. In ancient times it was completely normal to ass fuck young boys. The gop just never quit the tradition
 
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Jesus dying on a cross for our sins is cancel culture for sins, thank god Jesus did a half-assed job and did not get original sin canceled otherwise we would not be able to enjoy eternal torture in hell.
 
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HungSowel said:
Jesus dying on a cross for our sins is cancel culture for sins, thank god Jesus did a half-assed job and did not get original sin canceled otherwise we would not be able to enjoy eternal torture in hell.
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Yes, after Jesus on a stick day we get to celebrate zombie Jesus day as the holy evidence that the rules don't matter if you confess to to a pederast in a robe.
 
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HungSowel said:
Jesus dying on a cross for our sins is cancel culture for sins, thank god Jesus did a half-assed job and did not get original sin canceled otherwise we would not be able to enjoy eternal torture in hell.
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Trump prefers Jesus's that didn't get captured
 
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Frankfooter said:
Yes, after Jesus on a stick day we get to celebrate zombie Jesus day as the holy evidence that the rules don't matter if you confess to to a pederast in a robe.
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Hoping he doesn't see his shadow when he rises from his grave tomorrow. Can't take six more weeks of winter!
 
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oil&gas said:
My school bargained for special discount on admission
price for our class of young teens to watch the musical in a
cinema. If you were growing up in the 1970's like me you
would know how an entire generation fell for it.

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Still working on grade 8 ? Don't the other kids wonder why your balls hang past your knees ? Your what the GOP calls over educated
 
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oil&gas said:
If Jesus is in GTA today he will be a regular visitor to
strip and adult entertainment clubs. He would hang around
sex workers but no paid sex. For him sex has to be free
(if not financed by tax payers).
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You are confusing Jesus with all those TV Evangelists...
 
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dirtydaveiii said:
But the GOP use Jesus to try to instill their mandates on everyone around the world.
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There seems to be confusion between the GOP specifically and organized religion in general. There is a lot of overlap, but a distinction should still be made...
 
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