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Facts about Jesus this Easter

dirtydaveiii

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What a bunch of crap, almost everything you said is either wrong or out of context. I don't think Jesus hung around with women of ill repute so he could "grab them by the pussy." This just proves the dumb Donald is the messiah to the MAGA cult idiots. Jesus didn't tell lies, here is version of Jesus.
In his defense I believe it was a right wing attempt at humor
 

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jcpro

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Are you sure those ratings are from N. America and not Russia, I bet Russian state TV plays it right after Tucker's show.
Tucker also is tops in his field. I keep telling you people: you are the fringe. Accept it and embrace it...live the truth.
 
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He's still #1 on Russian state media !
It's also number one in US. Tonight, before you go to sleep, you should check for the Russians under your bed. And keep the lights on- in case Putin tries to sneak into your bedroom and makes you pledge your ever dying loyalty to Rodina...because, you know, they are coming- the Russians!
 
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Jesus would have voted for Trump.
Like Trump, Jesus was not afraid to try unconventional medicines.
Like Trump, he hung around with women of ill repute.
Like Trump he was followed by the poor and less educated.
Like Trump he was rejected and persecuted by the elites and the establishment.
Like Trump JC took no crap from the elites and exposed their hypocrisy to their faces.
Like Trump he was a peace maker.
Like Trump he believed in the solid return on investment.
Like Trump he attracted large crowds and regaled them with wonderful stories.
Like Trump he could do no wrong and his followers believed he could walk on water.
Of course Jesus was misguided on things like self defense, but he was still a young guy.
And unlike Jesus, Trump would not have cast out the moneylenders from the Temple but would have secured loans from every one of them using properties with over inflated values as collateral, then default on them.
 

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REMINDERS TODAY:
-Jesus wasn't white
-Jesus routinely hung out with the disabled & sick, the
poor, and sex workers. (If your politics exclude these
people ur Christianity is a farce.)
-Jesus was strongly anti-war and anti-police.
-Jesus wasn't white.
-Jesus supported feeding the poor and free
healthcare.
-Jesus trusted the opinions of the women around him.
-Jesus was killed by police for standing up against the
state.
-Jesus wasn't white.
Jesus was Jewish, that makes him white like other middle easterners. The only people who don't think this are either black racists who try to claim everything good is black and white racists, the types who don't consider even Italians and Greeks white although much like black racists are willing to claim the Romans and Ancient Greeks as their own.
Jesus never once spoke out against all the god mandated genocides, mass rapes [take the virgins for yourselves] and slavery, he therefore must not be anti war. Also there is 0 evidence he was anti police.
There is no evidence that Jesus supported free healthcare in the context of socialized medicine. He was all for helping the poor but when it is a legal requirement it is no longer good works.
As for trusting women, citation needed. Not Jesus but this little gem is in the bible and is considered by cultists to be the inspired word of god of which Jebus is part of the trinity.
"I allow no woman to teach or to have authority over men; she is to remain in quietness and keep silence [in religious assemblies]."
Jesus was killed by soldiers not police and he was killed for standing up against religious authority, he was tried by the Sanhedrin a Jewish judicial body who then brought him to Pilate who didn't find him guilty of sedition. It was really the mob that condemned him to death through some unbelievable story lines

Oh Jews are white, Arabs are white, Turks are white, Persians are white, North Africans are white as are Greeks, Italians and the Spanish.


But I am guessing you saw some meme, say it kinda doves into what you want reality to be and spread it without questioning it.


Also don't forget
Jesus never spoke out against the pro slavery bits of the OT and others in the NT speak out in favor of it
Jesus never spoke out against the genocides of the OT. The king of the pedos is expected to apologize for the deaths and rapes of the church before he was in power... so...
He never actually said, oh we [the trinity] are cool with the gays now, so you are obtaining instruction from someone who hates homosexuals and finds them an abomination.
If the woke crowd were consistent, educated and had the guts they would be targeting churches and crosses along side the statues of dead white men... but of course not anything names after Joseph Brant because slavery is cool when an Indian does it.

And when we get down to it. Let Holden as played by Ben Afleck from the movie Jay and Silent Bob strike back explain it.
 

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And unlike Jesus, Trump would not have cast out the moneylenders from the Temple but would have secured loans from every one of them using properties with over inflated values as collateral, then default on them.
Well, to be fair, what Jesus did at the Temple exchange was wrong and illegal- perhaps his youthful exuberance got the better of him.
 

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REMINDERS TODAY:
-Jesus wasn't white
-Jesus routinely hung out with the disabled & sick, the
poor, and sex workers. (If your politics exclude these
people ur Christianity is a farce.)
-Jesus was strongly anti-war and anti-police.
-Jesus wasn't white.
-Jesus supported feeding the poor and free
healthcare.
-Jesus trusted the opinions of the women around him.
-Jesus was killed by police for standing up against the
state.
-Jesus wasn't white.

He would be arrested in Florida.
 
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