Facts about Jesus this Easter

[ExpCharlee]

REMINDERS TODAY:
-Jesus wasn't white
-Jesus routinely hung out with the disabled & sick, the
poor, and sex workers. (If your politics exclude these
people ur Christianity is a farce.)
-Jesus was strongly anti-war and anti-police.
-Jesus wasn't white.
-Jesus supported feeding the poor and free
healthcare.
-Jesus trusted the opinions of the women around him.
-Jesus was killed by police for standing up against the
state.
-Jesus wasn't white.

 

[JeanGary Diablo]

And, according to the Gospel of Sam Kinison, Jesus was DEFINITELY not married!!!

 

[barnacler]

Amen.

And Jesus also didn't care about race.

 

[oil&gas]

If Jesus is in GTA today he will be a regular visitor to
strip and adult entertainment clubs. He would hang around
sex workers but no paid sex. For him sex has to be free
(if not financed by tax payers).

 

[dirtydaveiii]

But the GOP use Jesus to try to instill their mandates on everyone around the world.

 

[jalimon]

But the GOP use Jesus to try to instill their mandates on everyone around the world.

They actually use god more then Jesus. But the gop are full of shit who praise what they say certainly not what they do!

 

[ExpCharlee]

If Jesus is in GTA today he will be a regular visitor to
strip and adult entertainment clubs. He would hang around
sex workers but no paid sex. For him sex has to be free
(if not financed by tax payers).

pretty sure he'd pay and tip actually

 

[dirtydaveiii]

pretty sure he'd pay and tip actually

Bet his favorite is 69 - do onto others as you want them to do onto you

 

[dirtydaveiii]

If Jesus is in GTA today he will be a regular visitor to
strip and adult entertainment clubs. He would hang around
sex workers but no paid sex. For him sex has to be free
(if not financed by tax payers).

I bet stormy wouls give him a freeby she literally fucks anything

 

[barnacler]

Also, Jesus wasn't a woman, you forgot that one. I presume you wanted to really emphasize what he WASN'T, for some reason.

Should I repeat it three times?

So, you repeated Jesus wasn't white 3 times. Obviously stating that was important to you.

Why?

Why don't you just come right out and make whatever point you make, instead of relying on innuendo?

I mean, I can help if you like, by guessing your meaning.

Of course, he WAS Caucasian I suppose. Does that matter?

 

[jcpro]

But the GOP use Jesus to try to instill their mandates on everyone around the world.

Jesus would have voted for Trump.
Like Trump, Jesus was not afraid to try unconventional medicines.
Like Trump, he hung around with women of ill repute.
Like Trump he was followed by the poor and less educated.
Like Trump he was rejected and persecuted by the elites and the establishment.
Like Trump JC took no crap from the elites and exposed their hypocrisy to their faces.
Like Trump he was a peace maker.
Like Trump he believed in the solid return on investment.
Like Trump he attracted large crowds and regaled them with wonderful stories.
Like Trump he could do no wrong and his followers believed he could walk on water.
Of course Jesus was misguided on things like self defense, but he was still a young guy.

 

[Leimonis]

Jesus would have voted for Trump.
Like Trump, Jesus was not afraid to try unconventional medicines.
Like Trump, he hung around with women of ill repute.
Like Trump he was followed by the poor and less educated.
Like Trump he was rejected and persecuted by the elites and the establishment.
Like Trump JC took no crap from the elites and exposed their hypocrisy to their faces.
Like Trump he was a peace maker.
Like Trump he believed in the solid return on investment.
Like Trump he attracted large crowds and regaled them with wonderful stories.
Like Trump he could do no wrong and his followers believed he could walk on water.
Of course Jesus was misguided on things like self defense, but he was still a young guy.

Has Jesus extorted Zelensky and conspired with Putin?

 

[jcpro]

Has Jesus extorted Zelensky and conspired with Putin?

No, that was Joe Biden and his marry band of Pharisees and warmongers.

 

[KDK13]

Jesus never shot anyone.
Jesus paid his debts.
Jesus didn't lie.
Jesus never said to a young boy: "say, son, pull my finger."
Jesus never gave up a 3 goal lead in the third period.
Jesus never called women's breasts "hooters."
Jesus never watched a minute of any of the Kardashian shows.

 

[shack]

They don't make Jews like Jesus anymore.

 

[dirtydaveiii]

If Jesus was around today:

Tucker : the crucifixion was a false flag. I am outraged that the democrats planted Jesus on the cross in an attempt to frame the GOP. Jesus pretends to be a super Christian but the real story is much different. A shop keeper in Delaware found Jesus laptop and on it were pictures of JC and Hunter Biden smoking Crack and tag teaming Mary magdeline. Jesus also wants to open the border to illegal immigrants and wants use the 5th commandment: thou shall not kill, to infringe on our God given 2nd ammendment and take all our guns away. I am outraged !

 

[mjg1]

Jesus would have voted for Trump.
Like Trump, Jesus was not afraid to try unconventional medicines.
Like Trump, he hung around with women of ill repute.
Like Trump he was followed by the poor and less educated.
Like Trump he was rejected and persecuted by the elites and the establishment.
Like Trump JC took no crap from the elites and exposed their hypocrisy to their faces.
Like Trump he was a peace maker.
Like Trump he believed in the solid return on investment.
Like Trump he attracted large crowds and regaled them with wonderful stories.
Like Trump he could do no wrong and his followers believed he could walk on water.
Of course Jesus was misguided on things like self defense, but he was still a young guy.

What a bunch of crap, almost everything you said is either wrong or out of context. I don't think Jesus hung around with women of ill repute so he could "grab them by the pussy." This just proves the dumb Donald is the messiah to the MAGA cult idiots. Jesus didn't tell lies, here is their version of Jesus.

 

[Leimonis]

So, you repeated Jesus wasn't white 3 times. Obviously stating that was important to you.

Why?

Maybe because white people put Jesus (looking white) on their flag and went to foreign lands and killed people in the name of Jesus multiple times throughout the history?

 

[jcpro]

What a bunch of crap, almost everything you said is either wrong or out of context. I don't think Jesus hung around with women of ill repute so he could "grab them by the pussy." This just proves the dumb Donald is the messiah to the MAGA cult idiots. Jesus didn't tell lies, here is version of Jesus.

Of course he grabbed them by the pussy. He was an healthy Jewish guy who could do magic. The bloody Christians censored all the fun parts out, later.

 

[Anbarandy]

Also, Jesus wasn't a woman, you forgot that one. I presume you wanted to really emphasize what he WASN'T, for some reason.

Should I repeat it three times?

So, you repeated Jesus wasn't white 3 times. Obviously stating that was important to you.

Why?

Why don't you just come right out and make whatever point you make, instead of relying on innuendo?

I mean, I can help if you like, by guessing your meaning.

Of course, he WAS Caucasian I suppose. Does that matter?

Wow!

Talk about triggered!