Long time TTC riders know that one person in a hundred is schizophrenic. How do you recognize them? They appear yellow in a black and white photograph.
Jokes of the day
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Lawrence Morgenstern jokes:
I went to a tough Catholic high school, Our Lady of the Evening.
It's impossible to get up in the morning earlier than your grandparents. I got up at 4:30 AM, looked out the window, and saw my grandfather shaking the rooster. "Get up, damn you!".
I went to a tough Catholic high school, Our Lady of the Evening.
It's impossible to get up in the morning earlier than your grandparents. I got up at 4:30 AM, looked out the window, and saw my grandfather shaking the rooster. "Get up, damn you!".
Q: What's the difference between heaven and hell?
In heaven, the English are the police, the French are the cooks, the Swiss are the administrators, the Italians are the lovers, and the Germans are the mechanics.
In hell, the English are the cooks, the French are the administrators, the Swiss are the lovers, the Italians are the mechanics, and the German are the police.
In heaven, the English are the police, the French are the cooks, the Swiss are the administrators, the Italians are the lovers, and the Germans are the mechanics.
In hell, the English are the cooks, the French are the administrators, the Swiss are the lovers, the Italians are the mechanics, and the German are the police.
Rodney Dangerfield:
My wife was such a bad cook that the flies all chipped in to fix the screen door.
My wife was such a bad cook that the flies all chipped in to fix the screen door.
Here's one of my gossip stories that made the front page in October, 2017. Allie and McKenzie were sophomores at Boston U who submitted stories about themselves every day for a couple of weeks. I never met them.
Birds of a Feather?
Allie's youtube video was deleted that same day, and their Instagram accounts became private.
Birds of a Feather?
Allie's youtube video was deleted that same day, and their Instagram accounts became private.
Why have black people all switched to sneakers?
They want nothing further to do with shoe polish
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They want nothing further to do with shoe polish
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Another Copy and Paste from Sickipedia!
"Anyone who doesn't understand why black kids don't have dads has never met a black mom."
"Anyone who doesn't understand why black kids don't have dads has never met a black mom."
Which part, feminists or light bulbs? According to Drew Carey, writer of the joke, it goes "How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?"...
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
5, one to change the bulb and 4 to say "I can do that"
5, one to change the bulb and 4 to say "I can do that"
A thirty-something feminist got in my face when she overheard a dialogue between two people, and decided that her opinion mattered to us. When she was finished arbitrarily assigning me to a group, then holding me personally responsible for actions perpetrated by other members of that group, I looked at her and said, very calmly, "For womb, the bell tolls.". She stood there for a moment with her tongue hanging out, saying nothing, then walked away briskly, no doubt to try to provoke a confrontation with someone else.
A man and a woman who had been platonic friends in university meet by chance years later. Both recently single, they decide to date, and romance blossoms. On they night when they're going to have sex for the first time, the guy is about to perform DATY when he remarks "You have a beautiful pussy, it's so symmetric.". She says "What are you, a gynecologist?", and he says "No, I'm a guy you went to college with".
