Jokes of the day

[thirdcup]

I went to a Chinese-German restaurant. The food is great, but an hour later you're hungry for power.

 

[onomatopoeia]

Have to call BS here, if the letter "I" was purchased already, more of the puzzle would be showing and the Greek solution would not have worked...

I already said that, below the picture.

 

[thumper18474]

Along time ago there lived a king who was only 12 inches tall
He was a great Ruler

 

[downbound123]

Easter atheist joke
the last words of Jesus on the cross were "forgive them father for they know not what they do"
Little known fact were his second last words
"I can see my house from here"

 

[touch_of_magic]

 

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[tongueforrent]

 

[onomatopoeia]

Dude looks like a cross between Freddie Mercury and Eddie Munster.

 

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[unassuming]

Answer: Carol Pope and Lanny McDonald

Question: Name 2 rough trades.

 

[y2kmark]

Checked with the local library and post apocalyptic Armageddon stories have been moved from science fiction to current events...

 

[onomatopoeia]

It's the end of rush week at the Iota Eta Psi frat house, (they're no longer allowed to sell the "I ought ta eat a pussy" sweatshirts online). The chapter president says to the remaining five candidates: "Listen up, you pieces of shit! Only one of you will be joining us, and that one will be the first of you to return to this room with a used condom that smells like pussy. GO!". Four guys run out the door, tripping over each other. One guy walks calmly into the kitchen, and looks in the utensils drawer. Then he opens a pantry cupboard door, then he walks into the bathroom. Five minutes later, he walks into the living room, drops a used condom on the table, and says "Which room is mine? And I owe somebody a can of tuna".

 

[onomatopoeia]

I used to post in "The Kitchen", at M.net. It's a forum about Mr Clean products, in French.

 

[onomatopoeia]

Q: What do you call a man who puts his career ahead of his family?
A: A team player.

Q:What do you call a woman who puts her career ahead of her family?
A: Childless.

 

[onomatopoeia]

Q: Why did the gay man's butt stink?
A: His gerbil passed and wasn't passed.

 

[onomatopoeia]