Do mailmen meet lots of hot women (horny wives) on their route?

[Smallcock]

Any mailmen on TERB? Have you ever gotten to know, dated, or had sex with a female from your route?

In every joke, people always refer to the "milkman" having sex with lonely horny women while her husband is at work, but milkmen have been obsolete for decades. Why does nobody talk about the mailman in the same way?

After getting shutdown by women at gyms, bars, and all ordinary social gatherings, maybe delivering mail is the best way for me to meet women. How can they say 'no' when I know where they live?

 

[Grimnul]

Do you not watch porn? It’s pool boys, pizza delivery guys, and stepsons nowadays.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Smallcock, maybe you should try one of these sessions.

 

[wazup]

I know a locksmith that would get hit on constantly when going to pick locks for women.

 

[luvyeah]

Do you not watch porn? It’s pool boys, pizza delivery guys, and stepsons nowadays.

If only they could compete with this guy:

 

[shack]

Do you not watch porn? It’s pool boys, pizza delivery guys, and stepsons nowadays.

I think that Fedex and Amazon delivery guys should be moving up the ladder.

 

[shack]

If only they could compete with this guy:

He obviously knows how to stimulate the economy across many diverse platforms.

TSX keeps climbing. Go Justin, go.

 

[malata]

I know a locksmith that would get hit on constantly when going to pick locks for women.

window cleaners fall for the beautiful ones

 

[Zoot Allures]

door to door salesman? I did it and it is a pathetic job but I did get a couple of opportunties with lonely women that I refused. Like you are making out and the hubby/father comes home.

 

[MissCroft]

My mail person is a woman.

But I've flirted with the Bell guy. And the furnace guy. And the eavestrough guy.

 

[spraggamuffin]

I figure Mailmen and courier guys are bonded but have no real reason to enter someone's house.
I think they are told not to although some may oblige if asked to help with a large/heavy item.
The risks of liability to the company and yourself may be too great.
With Metoo and women these days being able to change their minds on a dime and have remorse and scream rape etc.
You'd certainly be holding yourself out there.
And being on the job, I wouldn't chance it if I was a mailman.

 

[takrak]

A buddy of mine does UberEats, he tells me he sees alot of girls in booty shorts and underwear receiving food and flirting with him.

 

[superstar_88]

what good is flirting if they don't even drop them.

 

[Jasmina]

She's hot!

Smallcock, maybe you should try one of these sessions.

 

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Who can resist that charm?

If only they could compete with this guy:

 

[oil&gas]

Plumbers could get lucky too.

 

[shack]

Plumbers could get lucky too.

Laying pipe.

 

[SchlongConery]

IF a Canada Post employee ever got propositioned by a customer, they'd as likely leave a Notice to pick up their "package" at the Post Office as they would just fuck them while they were already there!

 

[Frankfooter]

Who can resist that charm?

Yes, but that's not the look that women are really after, apparently.

 

[mandrill]

Couple of stories. I delivered pizza for a couple of nights when I was in undergrad. Useless low paying job. But one high light was having a good looking woman open the door in a sheer babydoll and take the pizza. Her husband / bf was behind her and it must have been part of an exhibitionism fantasy they had.

My mom was propositioned by the mailman back in the 60's. This was pre sexual emancipation and women's lib and my dad was 6'4" and a former varsity rugby player back in the Old Country and a jealous, controlling Alpha Male dude who liked to pick fights with other guys. His car was in for repairs and the mailman must have thought he had a free run.... until my dad came down the hallway in full-on Raging Bull mode. I leave the rest to your imagination.