Strip club review.
“So I paid the $3 cover charge (f’ng rip off) and got a $12 beer (where the waitress insisted on a tip) I got comfy in my seat and watched the stage shows. Lots of milf type chicks, where the bottoms didn’t come off till the end of the last song (WTF? Supposed to be a ‘strip’ club!’). After a succession of ‘vanna dance’ offers, and the waitress coming back every 3 minutes asking if I need another beer, this cute student type comes up to me and sits down. Tells me about her studies and how she’s in school to become a marine veterinarian, and that she only strips for textbook money. She asks me to buy her a drink, and I do. Then says that we’d have a lot more fun in the VIP. I agree. So we head up ($20 cover for each trip! What a scam). We get settled and she starts dancing, but I get her to wait till the next song starts (not paying for half a song, I’m not that much of a sucker). So nice contact dances and a good grind and the panties are off by end of first song (way better than the stage show!). Then the “menu” comes out. 3 options, each a multiple of one “brown”. I opt for the entry level option, and we seal the agreement with a handshake, and end the dances a happy man. I go to pay, and give her the one brown, but she says ‘you forgot the 20/ song x6 songs, that’s another 120’. I’m like ‘honey, I couldn’t last 6 songs even if it was your wrinkly great grandma that was giving me a handshake”
