This is how the session actually went: https://www.instagram.com/p/B4gpGEKJr6H/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Summary of almost every review of an incall
- Thread starter Kracker
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And let's not forget that all the responses to #1 are almost always, "Wow, she looks hot! You should TOFTT!" and is nothing but the undecideds as I've dubbed them daring each other to TOFTT.
I like the humblebrag best. Something along the lines of "She valiantly tried to DT me, but just couldn't" or "I wanted to go to the Greek Isles, but she turned me down cuz of my size".
Or the guy with 4 posts to his name who says " I don't want to go into details, but I think you'll be pleasantly surprised!"
Random leolist review.
“I was really excited, her pics were so hot. I arrived at the third rate motel and she opened the door. It smelled like weed and lube in there. She looked nothing
Like her photos, and was 10 years older and at least 20lb heavier. I would’ve left, but I’d already paid by etransfer, and I was horny as hell. So I undressed, she wipes junior down with baby wipes and puts a condom on, still soft. 2 min of cbj and I manage somehow to get hard. Then it’s “I want you to fuck me”. So she lies like a starfish and I try to think of my high school girlfriend while I pump away. I get her to flip into doggy,and manage a passable SOG, while she watches Taylor swift videos on YouTube, and texts her next clients. I’m back in the car in 12.5 minutes”
Random terb posters responses
“BBBJ/CIM?”
“Dude, she was probable just tired from flying all the was from Russia, (reverse image search shows pics are from a famous 19 year old Russian pornstar)” GIS/tineye are your friends.
“I was really excited, her pics were so hot. I arrived at the third rate motel and she opened the door. It smelled like weed and lube in there. She looked nothing
Like her photos, and was 10 years older and at least 20lb heavier. I would’ve left, but I’d already paid by etransfer, and I was horny as hell. So I undressed, she wipes junior down with baby wipes and puts a condom on, still soft. 2 min of cbj and I manage somehow to get hard. Then it’s “I want you to fuck me”. So she lies like a starfish and I try to think of my high school girlfriend while I pump away. I get her to flip into doggy,and manage a passable SOG, while she watches Taylor swift videos on YouTube, and texts her next clients. I’m back in the car in 12.5 minutes”
Random terb posters responses
“BBBJ/CIM?”
“Dude, she was probable just tired from flying all the was from Russia, (reverse image search shows pics are from a famous 19 year old Russian pornstar)” GIS/tineye are your friends.
op: she looks like scar jo and offers dfk like there's no tmw
terbite: nah, she looks like rose bar and offers no dfk
op: fuck you
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terbite: nah, she looks like rose bar and offers no dfk
op: fuck you
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LOL. True.
In the old days, the reviews were letters to penthouse style... "I never thought I'd be writing to you. I attend a small Midwestern college..."
Also there is the fact written by lady v written by bloke distinction...the more her eyes, hair, and nails are mentioned...the more likely a lady.
My favourite...
OP books 30 minutes....
Soon as I walked in it was non-stop, even in the shower, she was like a crazed animal and I was on the top of my game. She has three O's to my two, I was covered in sweat when I showered before leaving.
What struck me was how intelligent she is.
OP books 30 minutes....
Soon as I walked in it was non-stop, even in the shower, she was like a crazed animal and I was on the top of my game. She has three O's to my two, I was covered in sweat when I showered before leaving.
What struck me was how intelligent she is.
DON'T FORGET THE NOVEL WRITERS....
- It was a sunny day...traffic was okay...I was so busy with my schedule during the week...I had pancakes for breakfast and avoided anything spicy to not deter DFK
- The Booker was so polite and responded with x mins. We exchanged several messages...
- I was reading up on this SP for some time now and I planned on taking the plunge...
Jeez, just get to it!
- It was a sunny day...traffic was okay...I was so busy with my schedule during the week...I had pancakes for breakfast and avoided anything spicy to not deter DFK
- The Booker was so polite and responded with x mins. We exchanged several messages...
- I was reading up on this SP for some time now and I planned on taking the plunge...
Jeez, just get to it!
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It was love at first sight...
Guys she really cares about her health, she is a high class courtesan and never would offer any bare services to anyone. No exceptions, ever.
She may charge $5000/h and want a copy of my Driver's Licencse, Health Card, Social Insurance Number, Tax returns and transcript - just to verify I'm not lying about my GPA.
But she is well worth it in my opinion, YMMV!
Guys she really cares about her health, she is a high class courtesan and never would offer any bare services to anyone. No exceptions, ever.
She may charge $5000/h and want a copy of my Driver's Licencse, Health Card, Social Insurance Number, Tax returns and transcript - just to verify I'm not lying about my GPA.
But she is well worth it in my opinion, YMMV!
She cried out in pain and explained, "you are way to big for me", and proceeded to give me a full refund.
Then the OP will come up with some excuse about why they didn't run a reverse image search/use their common sense; They were on their phone and couldn't run one, they were thinking with their little head, not their big one, they knew it wasn't going to be the lady in the image but went anyway because of the price or they're the type who act like you need a master's degree in computer sciences to run a simple two click reverse image search.
