Summary of almost every review of an incall

[black booty lover]

someone has to bring this thread back to life.

Funny you said this as I was thinking about this thread a few days ago.

 

[black booty lover]

Random leolist review.

“I was really excited, her pics were so hot. I arrived at the third rate motel and she opened the door. It smelled like weed and lube in there. She looked nothing
Like her photos, and was 10 years older and at least 20lb heavier. I would’ve left, but I’d already paid by etransfer, and I was horny as hell. So I undressed, she wipes junior down with baby wipes and puts a condom on, still soft. 2 min of cbj and I manage somehow to get hard. Then it’s “I want you to fuck me”. So she lies like a starfish and I try to think of my high school girlfriend while I pump away. I get her to flip into doggy,and manage a passable SOG, while she watches Taylor swift videos on YouTube, and texts her next clients. I’m back in the car in 12.5 minutes”

Random terb posters responses

“BBBJ/CIM?”
“Dude, she was probable just tired from flying all the was from Russia, (reverse image search shows pics are from a famous 19 year old Russian pornstar)” GIS/tineye are your friends.

Is this the same Mercedes that was working near the airport 7 years ago?

 

[johnyboy]

LOL - this really cracked me up. :rockon:

Ya because if she don't get my gem approval stamp certainly don't be kind or even treat her like she is a ya know ... human being

 

[Jenesis]

someone has to bring this thread back to life.

Why?

 

[SchlongConery]

She cried out in pain and explained, "you are way to big for me", and proceeded to give me a full refund.

Once she recovered and her breathing started to slow down she softly gasped "oh my God, oh my God...I've never had such a huge cock in me...I was actually <light gasp> scared of it when I first saw it soft.... oh my God,<gasp>//// but THAT was the BEST orgasm I have ever had... here, please... let me pay you something.... I only have $500, but.... here.... take these Glossette Raisins chocolates and box of wine the last pencil dicked simps gave me...

 

[koreanjames]

HAHAHA

Once she recovered and her breathing started to slow down she softly gasped "oh my God, oh my God...I've never had such a huge cock in me...I was actually <light gasp> scared of it when I first saw it soft.... oh my God,<gasp>//// but THAT was the BEST orgasm I have ever had... here, please... let me pay you something.... I only have $500, but.... here.... take these Glossette Raisins chocolates and box of wine the last pencil dicked simps gave me...