Rules to teach your son.

[oil&gas]

Take responsibility

Easier said than done. Always find someone else to
blame first. Like when getting caught doing something
hideous just cried "the demon made me do it".

 

[The Hof]

Absolutely every form of success comes down to a single point... be brave enough to fail.

Everything else is noise.

 

[canada-man]

Avoid women who use the no sex before marriage rule

 

[koreanjames]

Lmao

If you shake it more than 3 times you're playing with yourself.

Don't eat the yellow snow.

There are 2 kinds of women in the world, those who fuck you back and those you don't want to know

1. Climate change is real and man made.

2. Always tell the truth.

3. Don’t make fun of people with disabilities.

4. Don’t be a white nationalist.

5. Don’t hang out with people who murder their enemies with novichok nerve agent or bone saws.

6. Don’t use that spray tan shit because it makes you look orange and stupid.

7. Don’t hold up military aid to foreign countries to try to get them to make up lies about people you don’t like.

8. When approached by russian intelligence officers always call the fbi.

9. Don’t believe conspiracy theories.

10. Windmills do not cause cancer.

 

[koreanjames]

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women.

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

 

[superstar_88]

Avoid women who use the no sex before marriage rule

How about no sex after marriage?

 

[Spacealien2]

1. When someone bullies him tell him he gets to beat the shit out of him. Can't do that anymore when he reaches adulthood!

 

[faveone]

1. Be kind. All people deserve basic respect.

Nicely said!

#AllLivesMatter

 

[superstar_88]

1. When someone bullies him tell him he gets to beat the shit out of him. Can't do that anymore when he reaches adulthood!

what if he has a knife?

 

[luvyeah]

what if he has a knife?

better bring a gun

 

[faveone]

better bring a gun

Unfortunately here in Ontario and in Canada (I believe) that is considered excessive force. If he has a knife then all you can have is a knife. Sorry

 

[Smallcock]

Talk is cheap so judge a man on what he's done in life rather than what he says he knows.

 

[TomFord1980]

Do not believe the media.

 

[faveone]

Talk is cheap so judge a man on what he's done in life rather than what he says he knows.

Amen to that! So many sooth sayers but how many actually walked the walk! Amazes me to read posts from members who say 'sorry that's no go for me' or 'I'll pass' and then I check their profiles and see they've never really 'reviewed' many girls. All they do is weigh in with their comments on some guy who actually posted a review!

 

[faveone]

Best advice I could give my son ?

'I would tap that ass if I could! '

 

[Smash]

Always hide your Terb handle and password from your wife

 

[faveone]

Always hide your Terb handle and password from your wife

Goes without saying! Also delete those text messages and pictures off your phone!

 

[koreanjames]

Always hide your Terb handle and password from your wife

LOLll

 

[superstar_88]

Unfortunately here in Ontario and in Canada (I believe) that is considered excessive force. If he has a knife then all you can have is a knife. Sorry

or nunchucks

 

[superstar_88]

Goes without saying! Also delete those text messages and pictures off your phone!

someone needs to start a best advice for married man thread