What is the best advice you have received?

[thirdcup]

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[trucker269]

do NOT fall in love with the first woman who sucks your cock

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

Never stay with anyone that doesn't have your best interest at heart.

 

[HobbyHorse]

do NOT fall in love with the first woman who sucks your cock

… but hard not to love the first girl you do in the ass.

 

[superstar_88]

or swallows

 

[avg guy]

Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

 

[bluecolt]

Don't do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

 

[WULA]

"Get laid a lot". From a swordsman who was sidelined with prostrate issues.

 

[havingfun]

1) Never look for love from women you pay for sex.
2) If you want great sex, hire a professional.
3) If you are not rich, you will spend your life chasing pussy; if you are rich, pussy will chase you.
4) If you want to lose weight, go on a pussy diet.
5) The best pussy is free pussy; there is no free pussy.

 

[kherg007]

It's easy to grin When your ship comes in
And you've got the stock market beat.
But the man that's worthwhile, Is the man who can smile,
When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

 

[yomero5]

Don't listen to anyone. Trust your own instincts.

 

[thirdcup]

Bump.
I am no longer asking for best advice. I will now settle for good advice. Have at it.....

 

[|2 /-\ | /|/]

I strive every day to see you as you are, and not as you should be.

This should apply to how you see yourself as well, nevertheless I cannot say this enough in my head for the people I care 4 and it was so refreshing to see it put so nicely in a peom book called Unfollowing You by Komal Kapoor.

Something so simple but yet so absolute and powerful.

 

[Smash]

Be careful eating pussy with my underbite... It might taste like ass

 

[andyjones777]

Best advice ever:

YOLO.

 

[superstar_88]

You're breathing the same air the dinasours breathed … David Suzuki
Meaning your life is meaningless. We're all from the earth and we all go back.

 

[thirdcup]

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[Spunky1]

Navin R. Johnson:
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

 

[malata]

walk, don't run

 

[Robert Mugabe]

1) Never look for love from women you pay for sex.
2) If you want great sex, hire a professional.
3) If you are not rich, you will spend your life chasing pussy; if you are rich, pussy will chase you.
4) If you want to lose weight, go on a pussy diet.
5) The best pussy is free pussy; there is no free pussy.

bingo!