I've already agreed with your rational and simple suggestion, however, let's call a spade a spade.
Why are you so stirred up about what the SPs think about guys calling at 3AM? You can't have it both ways. In light of this, your above retort is an epic fail.
Here is a rational and simple suggestion for you. Time to drop it, because at this point you are clearly stirring the pot and are looking at getting banned. You have clearly had your say and the discussion is going in circles. Nothing to be gained.