I was having a tea with a friend at Tim's yesterday and grandma came in with 2 grand daughters about 15-17.
They were both wearing those super tight, reveal everything pants the ladies wear now. I think in my day they were called pantyhose.
Well nature had been good to the both of them and I couldn't help but give more than a lingering glance. Not out and out staring, but catching a full view.
I know, dirty old man. And yes I know it's too young to be on the menu.
But, holy shit, when you can see they are both wearing the scantest of thongs, who could help themselves.
Granny took exception when she noticed my gaze and lit right into me. I was caught dumfounded.
Two guys at a near by table stood up for me, letting her know that what the girls were wearing might be inappropriate.
Well the whirlwind shifted off me and on to them.
Screaming that the world was full of male pigs...
She threatened to call the cops etc.:Eek:
They left, her yelling you can't even go for a coffee anymore.
The entire Tim's, staff and customers, couldn't believe what had just transpired.
They were both wearing those super tight, reveal everything pants the ladies wear now. I think in my day they were called pantyhose.
Well nature had been good to the both of them and I couldn't help but give more than a lingering glance. Not out and out staring, but catching a full view.
I know, dirty old man. And yes I know it's too young to be on the menu.
But, holy shit, when you can see they are both wearing the scantest of thongs, who could help themselves.
Granny took exception when she noticed my gaze and lit right into me. I was caught dumfounded.
Two guys at a near by table stood up for me, letting her know that what the girls were wearing might be inappropriate.
Well the whirlwind shifted off me and on to them.
Screaming that the world was full of male pigs...
She threatened to call the cops etc.:Eek:
They left, her yelling you can't even go for a coffee anymore.
The entire Tim's, staff and customers, couldn't believe what had just transpired.