I already wear photo grey prescription glasses. Must have lost their tint inside.Mirrored sunglasses are your friend. You will look like a bit of a douche and a perv though.
Got yelled at by a Grandma at Tim's
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Some of the stuff they wear would have made a hardcore street hooker blush in the day.
Those "workout" things they wear are what girls in the day wore under their skirts and dresses to stay warmer in the winter when pantyhose were too light. Big embarrassing if the skirt got blown up on the play ground. Now they don't wear the skirt.
I've seen some where you can see the lips between the star.
Did she purchase her hosiery at Goodwill?
Where is the location nearest you? I like to check it out.
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My reaction would have been to go full-on perv, as soon as she made that comment.
Get a smirk on your face, and look directly at the girls' assets. No eye contact with granny. Let her parade the two girls out of there.
The other customers will have laugh over it, the two girls will enjoy the attention. Let granny scream till blue in the face about calling the cops.
If the manager or cops did show up, you could be completely polite, say you were just there for coffee, and have no idea what she's talking about. Nobody is going to kick you out because you were allegedly looking at another human being in a coffee shop.. LOL
She'd look like a total idiot by pointing at two scantily clad hormone-filled teens saying that you are staring at them.
The kids were looking for attention and you gave it to them, being a warm-blooded male human. Nothing wrong with that as long as you didn't do anything wrong (ie. grabbing their asses etc.)
Granny needs a reality check. Wanna bet that one of the daughters was banging/dryhumping/giving a BJ to a boyfriend/FWB/hookup later that evening? I'm sure they were and granny was at home thinking about how her little angels are so innocent. LOL
Get a smirk on your face, and look directly at the girls' assets. No eye contact with granny. Let her parade the two girls out of there.
The other customers will have laugh over it, the two girls will enjoy the attention. Let granny scream till blue in the face about calling the cops.
If the manager or cops did show up, you could be completely polite, say you were just there for coffee, and have no idea what she's talking about. Nobody is going to kick you out because you were allegedly looking at another human being in a coffee shop.. LOL
She'd look like a total idiot by pointing at two scantily clad hormone-filled teens saying that you are staring at them.
The kids were looking for attention and you gave it to them, being a warm-blooded male human. Nothing wrong with that as long as you didn't do anything wrong (ie. grabbing their asses etc.)
Granny needs a reality check. Wanna bet that one of the daughters was banging/dryhumping/giving a BJ to a boyfriend/FWB/hookup later that evening? I'm sure they were and granny was at home thinking about how her little angels are so innocent. LOL
Well done, PITracked down one of the grand daughters and managed to take a
picture from behind. Next time I see them wearing something as
revealing in Tim Horton's I'll say "What a slut" in grandma's face.
OK we need to memorialize this event to the tune of hokey christmas favourite "grandma got run over by a reindeer":
"notthemama got yelled at by a grandma;
stopping by a Timmies late one night;
she was popping in with jail bait grand girls
wearing clothes that were too sheer and way too tight.
He'd been drinkin' too much dark roast
And he tried to check his gaze
But he could not stop his hormones
So his drooling stare caused granny's eyes to glow ablaze
When her scold rattled ears and windows,
two dudes from 'sauga took the bait;
They said granny your girls look tramp-ish
they should be holding poles and making moves that titillate
Notthemama was way to pleased to stand down
Laying low and out of sight
See these dudes hammerin' grandma
like she hadn't gotten since her long gone wedding night
It's not Timmies without conflict
All the family's sitting back
And we just can't help but wonder
who let those girls out of the house and dressed like that
Now she wants to call the coppers
Says the boys today are pigs
and you can't go out for coffee
without grown men who think those girls need stripper gigs
The Timmies staff stood all agog
They'd never seen this shit before
They should never allow those minors
To wear such things best seen on seen on late night adult porn
Notthemama got yelled at by a grandma;
stopping by a Timmies late one night;
she was popping in with jail bait grand girls
wearing clothes that were too sheer and too damn tight."
Enjoy. I'm under a lot of stress this week. LOL.
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Grandma is past her expiration date, that is the only certain thing from your post. She may have issues and prejudices as to whom she thinks is entitled to ogle her nubile, as per your description cockteasing granddaughters ! I say oogle on as you wish, no crime, but discretion may help.
I would've handed a note with "Call Eric 416-555-3SUM" to Grandma and said "have the girls call me when they turn 18", then walk away.
We have members that are poets and we didn't even know its.
You guys certainly do have lots of free time on your hands. Poetry must pay well. :biggrin1:
LMAO
Bulldog granny just had me off my game, especially with a good quantity of blood diverted away from big head.I would've handed a note with "Call Eric 416-555-3SUM" to Grandma and said "have the girls call me when they turn 18", then walk away.
Shoulda said, coulda said, froze.
Next time. It is my regular Tim's.
LOL the formula is easy boys: Stress + Scotch + Airport lounge + too many classes not in my major = weird al yankovich impression you just witnessed.
You people are fucking scary. Go full-on perv? Dressed as bait? The kids are looking for and will enjoy the attention? Jesus fucking Christ...
They are not lusting after you . They are just admiring you or making fun of the way you dress . Do you really think that every guy wants a piece of ass from you because they are looking at you . Get real . Far from it . What do you want the older guys to do , cover their eyes when they see you . Don't want to be admired or looked at then don't dress in a slutty way to get attention. Many young women walk the stores and malls with almost having their breasts hang out . What I can't look because it may bother them .
Young girls should wear appropriate clothing when out and about . Want to get attention of a young teenage boy then do it some place else . Not in public where all can see you .
