Got yelled at by a Grandma at Tim's

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notthemama

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On the road with Willy
I was having a tea with a friend at Tim's yesterday and grandma came in with 2 grand daughters about 15-17.
They were both wearing those super tight, reveal everything pants the ladies wear now. I think in my day they were called pantyhose.
Well nature had been good to the both of them and I couldn't help but give more than a lingering glance. Not out and out staring, but catching a full view.
I know, dirty old man. And yes I know it's too young to be on the menu.
But, holy shit, when you can see they are both wearing the scantest of thongs, who could help themselves.
Granny took exception when she noticed my gaze and lit right into me. I was caught dumfounded.
Two guys at a near by table stood up for me, letting her know that what the girls were wearing might be inappropriate.
Well the whirlwind shifted off me and on to them.
Screaming that the world was full of male pigs...
She threatened to call the cops etc.:Eek:
They left, her yelling you can't even go for a coffee anymore.
The entire Tim's, staff and customers, couldn't believe what had just transpired.
 
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Dougal Short

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Got pics? It would help us to decide if your actions were acceptable. ;-)
 
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Ceiling Cat

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Very obviously, you offended Grams. You should have apologized and offered to take a look at her grumpy rumpled rump.

Count yourself lucky, I have seen grannies in "pantyhose" some with camel toes and over the knee boots. Not a pretty sight.

I am sure the two young girls were quite happy with the attention Grams focused on them. Grams is fooling herself if she thinks her granddaughters are angels. These girls are dressed to bait. They probably each have had more cock than Grams had in her whole life.
 
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K Douglas

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Just curious what was the reaction of the two teenagers?
 
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John Henry

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notthemama said:
She threatened to call the cops etc.:Eek:
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I would also told her to call the cops . No law against looking at people . Second if you don't want people looking at you then wear clothing that's appropriate . Old bag was probably jealous that you weren't looking at her . Can't look around these days and watch the public . Let me know when that law comes into practice .
 
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TheShadow

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You should have let her call the cops!
What are they going to charge you with?

Assault with a dead weapon?
 
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jcpro

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Always go on the offensive in situation like that. Why are you staring at my ....? Nah, I was staring at you.
Grams at Tim Horton's? Nah, I was just wondering what such nice girls see in an old lesbian like yourself? Kudos!! Before she can respond, she'll have to decide if she likes less the lesbian part or the age. In any way, it gets you off the hook for the teenage halfchub. AND you get to laugh for a week.
 
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james t kirk

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I sympathize with you, but it kind of funny at the same time.

I have noticed that some young girls are dressing completely inappropriately. I was in Sherway recently and saw many young girls dressed like they should have been at the local MP as opposed to the shopping mall.
 
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explorerzip

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Mirrored sunglasses are your friend. You will look like a bit of a douche and a perv though.

 
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