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AK-47

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Could somebody please explain to me why Encarnacion is even on our team, let alone why he even he bats 5th ahead of CocaColaBello in the lineup???????????????????
 

Butler1000

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This post is very revealing.
I just pretty much look at his posts with amusement. He seems to think the season is a sprint, when in fact it's a marathon. No doubt he is thinking the same of Joey Bats as well right now.

In a few months we can repeat this post and ask him again.
 

AK-47

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Nope, Coka Cola right now needs to bat ahead of Encarnacion.

You know its true
 

Butler1000

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Nope, Coka Cola right now needs to bat ahead of Encarnacion.

You know its true
I know you don't insult one of your best hitters that way.

There will be a whole crapload of roster changes on Monday. There is a possibility of CC getting starts at first with EE as DH once Joey Bats is back in the outfield.

Navarro and I believe Travis is back then as well. CC may end up in the bottom third of the order due to the riches of Hitters we will have.
 

gcostanza

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Nope, Coka Cola right now needs to bat ahead of Encarnacion.

You know its true
And you'd be wrong.

If Colabello is hitting well, he's providing protection to E.E. by batting behind him.
It will result in E.E. seeing better pitches to hit.
 

saxon

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And you'd be wrong.

If Colabello is hitting well, he's providing protection to E.E. by batting behind him.
It will result in E.E. seeing better pitches to hit.
The way EE is going I hope he brings a seeing eye dog to the plate with him. Go Jays.
 

AK-47

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LoL .......
 

AK-47

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And you'd be wrong.

If Colabello is hitting well, he's providing protection to E.E. by batting behind him.
It will result in E.E. seeing better pitches to hit
Funniest unintentional piece of garbage you ever wrote, GC.

What's hysterical you're actually serious and trying to sound like you're knowledgeable about baseball....... :D
 

shack

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Funniest unintentional piece of garbage you ever wrote, GC.

What's hysterical you're actually serious and trying to sound like you're knowledgeable about baseball....... :D
In this case, he knows what he's talking about. You, on the other hand.............not so much.
 

AK-47

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LoL ...........
 

AK-47

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You don't insult one of your best hitters that way
Even bigger LoL.

Only thing EE is good at is hitting barely above .200, hitting solo homers in 10-5 ballgames, and grounding into double plays
 

Ironhead

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Could somebody please explain to me why Encarnacion is even on our team, let alone why he even he bats 5th ahead of CocaColaBello in the lineup???????????????????
The way EE is going I hope he brings a seeing eye dog to the plate with him. Go Jays.
Only thing EE is good at is hitting barely above .200, hitting solo homers in 10-5 ballgames, and grounding into double plays
The Jays must have lost again.
 

mandrill

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Even bigger LoL.

Only thing EE is good at is hitting barely above .200, hitting solo homers in 10-5 ballgames, and grounding into double plays
He's top 5 in HR's and RBI's in the AL, last time I checked.
 

Dawgger

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Even bigger LoL.

Only thing EE is good at is hitting barely above .200, hitting solo homers in 10-5 ballgames, and grounding into double plays
Holee crap, you aren't blaming Gibbons for EE's slump. EE is streaky and will be back in a groove soon.
He is fine where he is in the batting order.

Besides thought you gave up on the Jays!!
 

AK-47

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AK-47

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He's top 5 in HR's and RBI's in the AL, last time I checked
Sure, but its not how much you hit thats important, but rather when you hit (READ: clutch hitting).

EE is gonna be 33 in January, I have a feeling he's over the hill and picking up speed quickly.
Why not trade him now while he's still "young" and get a decent starting pitcher for him??

Tell you what, after every game he plays I'll post what he did and didnt do, then at end of season if he breaks out of his slump I'll eat my words.

Deal??

He went 0 for 3 yesterday btw, hitting into yet another DP
 

mandrill

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Sure, but its not how much you hit thats important, but rather when you hit (READ: clutch hitting).

EE is gonna be 33 in January, I have a feeling he's over the hill and picking up speed quickly.
Why not trade him now while he's still "young" and get a decent starting pitcher for him??

Tell you what, after every game he plays I'll post what he did and didnt do, then at end of season if he breaks out of his slump I'll eat my words.

Deal??

He went 0 for 3 yesterday btw, hitting into yet another DP
:rolleyes:
 

Ironhead

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Edwin Encarnacion as of May 31 AM

Overall MLB stats

HR 12 . tied for 8th
RBI 32 . tied for 19th
Avg .222
H 41
BB/K 23/45
 
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