Last year I was pulled over by a cop for speeding, doing 135 in an 80.
He got to my window and asked me if I had an excuse for trying to outrun his cruiser and to remember that he has heard them all.
I told him, "Six months ago my wife left me and moved in with a police officer and I just thought you were trying to give her back to me."
Cop says, "Have a nice evening sir."
Last year I was pulled over by a cop for speeding, doing 135 in an 80.
He got to my window and asked me if I had an excuse for trying to outrun his cruiser and to remember that he has heard them all.
I told him, "Six months ago my wife left me and moved in with a police officer and I just thought you were trying to give her back to me."
Cop says, "Have a nice evening sir."
When I split from my ex in Indianapolis and was driving all the way home to BC, I got a speeding ticket at 5am on an empty highway in the middle of the prairies somewhere. I'd been used to the higher speeds on the interstates and was crying my eyes out while driving and didn't notice the cop until it was too late. I gave him the divorce story but he still gave me a ticket!
Sorry to hear your news DRoc but enjoy your freedom!
Sign on my front door, wife and dogs missing, reward for return of dogs. I couldn't have that if I was still married. But seriously, if I had stayed single, saw 2 escorts a week for the last 20+ years I would just be breaking even on what the divorce and support have cost me. Think about it you dumb young bucks. They will turn on you eventually. Mine said I wasn't home enough, I spent too much time working.
Same thing happened to me a couple of years ago and I got some friendly words from fellow terbites. Things get better from here. There is life after divorce, and arguably a much better life. Good luck OP.
Sign on my front door, wife and dogs missing, reward for return of dogs. I couldn't have that if I was still married. But seriously, if I had stayed single, saw 2 escorts a week for the last 20+ years I would just be breaking even on what the divorce and support have cost me. Think about it you dumb young bucks. They will turn on you eventually. Mine said I wasn't home enough, I spent too much time working.
Sign on my front door, wife and dogs missing, reward for return of dogs. I couldn't have that if I was still married. But seriously, if I had stayed single, saw 2 escorts a week for the last 20+ years I would just be breaking even on what the divorce and support have cost me. Think about it you dumb young bucks. They will turn on you eventually. Mine said I wasn't home enough, I spent too much time working.
DRoc_74, whether you need tender loving care or wild angry sex, the ladies here will help you through this tough time while the gents commiserate with you via words. Welcome!