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My wife has left me for another man.

Ridgeman08

50 Shades of AJ
Nov 28, 2008
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Congratulations! Count your blessings! :D

And have some fun! :eyebrows:
 
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NorthernBear

Dirty (Not So) Old Man
Jun 13, 2009
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Last year I was pulled over by a cop for speeding, doing 135 in an 80.
He got to my window and asked me if I had an excuse for trying to outrun his cruiser and to remember that he has heard them all.
I told him, "Six months ago my wife left me and moved in with a police officer and I just thought you were trying to give her back to me."
Cop says, "Have a nice evening sir."
 

escapefromstress

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Last year I was pulled over by a cop for speeding, doing 135 in an 80.
He got to my window and asked me if I had an excuse for trying to outrun his cruiser and to remember that he has heard them all.
I told him, "Six months ago my wife left me and moved in with a police officer and I just thought you were trying to give her back to me."
Cop says, "Have a nice evening sir."
When I split from my ex in Indianapolis and was driving all the way home to BC, I got a speeding ticket at 5am on an empty highway in the middle of the prairies somewhere. I'd been used to the higher speeds on the interstates and was crying my eyes out while driving and didn't notice the cop until it was too late. I gave him the divorce story but he still gave me a ticket!

Sorry to hear your news DRoc but enjoy your freedom!
 

notthemama

Banned
Jun 27, 2012
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On the road with Willy
Sign on my front door, wife and dogs missing, reward for return of dogs. I couldn't have that if I was still married. But seriously, if I had stayed single, saw 2 escorts a week for the last 20+ years I would just be breaking even on what the divorce and support have cost me. Think about it you dumb young bucks. They will turn on you eventually. Mine said I wasn't home enough, I spent too much time working.
 

thirdcup

Well-known member
Jan 4, 2005
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Directly above the center of the earth
How long had the two of you been together?
Did you see this coming or were you blindsided?
 

Thunderballs

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Sep 18, 2002
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You lucky bastard. You can have mine!
 

out4fun

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Jan 8, 2008
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Same thing happened to me a couple of years ago and I got some friendly words from fellow terbites. Things get better from here. There is life after divorce, and arguably a much better life. Good luck OP.
 

Titalian

No Regrets
Nov 27, 2012
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One of my favorite scenes from The Odd Couple, Oscar the devourse.


Think I'll arrange a poker game soon, we'll play cards, drink bear and talk sports and escorts. Exclusively for separated guys. :D
 

Mikehorn

Govt Designated Pervert
Sign on my front door, wife and dogs missing, reward for return of dogs. I couldn't have that if I was still married. But seriously, if I had stayed single, saw 2 escorts a week for the last 20+ years I would just be breaking even on what the divorce and support have cost me. Think about it you dumb young bucks. They will turn on you eventually. Mine said I wasn't home enough, I spent too much time working.
If you didn't she would have said you weren't a good provider.
 

Master Baiter

Active member
Dec 20, 2001
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Lucky for you. Go celebrate with a 3some! :)

My coworker's husband left her for another man... after being married for 15yrs with two kids! Oi!
 

Titalian

No Regrets
Nov 27, 2012
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Everywhere
Sign on my front door, wife and dogs missing, reward for return of dogs. I couldn't have that if I was still married. But seriously, if I had stayed single, saw 2 escorts a week for the last 20+ years I would just be breaking even on what the divorce and support have cost me. Think about it you dumb young bucks. They will turn on you eventually. Mine said I wasn't home enough, I spent too much time working.
Hey, it called trails and tribulations, we asked for it.
 
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