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danmand

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Spent a week in Iceland, and learned that the reason most icelandic women have reddish blond hair is that their ancestry comes from 60% irish and scottish women. It turns out that the vikings from Norway on their way to iceland would stop in Ireland and scotland to take on provisions.
The irish and scottish women found the tall, blond and blue eyed norwegians irresistable, and many demanded to go with the vikings to Iceland.
 

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That was the number one thing you learned on a trip to Iceland, one of the most unique countries in the world. I'm sure that was interesting to some, but I'm sure most on here would want to know if these ladies were great in bed. The foodies want know if you tried the famous Bæjarins beztu pylsur. Me, I just want to know if the scaffolding is off the Hallgrímskirkja yet.
 

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Spent a week in Iceland, and learned that the reason most icelandic women have reddish blond hair is that their ancestry comes from 60% irish and scottish women. It turns out that the vikings from Norway on their way to iceland would stop in Ireland and scotland to take on provisions.
The irish and scottish women found the tall, blond and blue eyed norwegians irresistable, and many demanded to go with the vikings to Iceland.
Well maybe
The Vikings generally took what they wanted.
More likely they stopped in villages in Ireland & Scotland, dragged all the pretty girls by the hair to the long boats and killed everyone else.

There is a reason the Swedish ladies tend to be blonde blue eyed and beautiful
Four centuries of importing beautiful sex slaves into your country by the boatload tends to change the gene pool
 

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Spent a week in Iceland, and learned that the reason most icelandic women have reddish blond hair is that their ancestry comes from 60% irish and scottish women. It turns out that the vikings from Norway on their way to iceland would stop in Ireland and scotland to take on provisions.
The irish and scottish women found the tall, blond and blue eyed norwegians irresistable, and many demanded to go with the vikings to Iceland.
and how does this affect the price of oil in Norway?
 

danmand

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No hot dogs for me, but I did indulge in wienerbraud.
 

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It is off... I was there in September.
I just wondered if he was there, much like his trip to Greece. No one goes to Reykjavik on a vacation in November. I wonder if he toured the Alþingi while he was there to see how to run a government with less than a 100 folks.
 

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I just wondered if he was there, much like his trip to Greece. No one goes to Reykjavik on a vacation in November. I wonder if he toured the Alþingi while he was there to see how to run a government with less than a 100 folks.
Ahh, I didn't know there was a "history"!
I find it hilarious that the mayor of Reykjavik is a stand up comedian, literally!
Oh wait... so is Toronto's!
 

destillat

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Is it true that almost everybody in Iceland is related to each other?
It's a pretty small gene pool... when you visit the county, you kinda know why... some 'towns' are 100 people (who have been there for generations), and it's an hour drive to the next 'town'.
There was actually a dating app released last year to screen potential dates... make sure they aren't too close to you in the gene pool.
 

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Spent a week in Iceland, and learned that the reason most icelandic women have reddish blond hair is that their ancestry comes from 60% irish and scottish women. It turns out that the vikings from Norway on their way to iceland would stop in Ireland and scotland to take on provisions.
The irish and scottish women found the tall, blond and blue eyed norwegians irresistable, and many demanded to go with the vikings to Iceland.
so that Swedish fucker at the brass rail was lying to me, he said Irish women have red hair cause the swedes which I believed were the Viking raped the Irish women, he acted like he had done it himself lol, I'm so confused

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blackrock13

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It's a pretty small gene pool... when you visit the county, you kinda know why... some 'towns' are 100 people (who have been there for generations), and it's an hour drive to the next 'town'.
There was actually a dating app released last year to screen potential dates... make sure they aren't too close to you in the gene pool.
They have one of the largest genealogical registries relative to their size. Family history is very important to them. The are one of the few cultures in which the daughter takes a new sir name based on her being someones daughter;



It makes third party research very difficult on on e hand, but easy on the other hand in Iceland. A walk through their graveyards is a real education and can be a very eerie experience because many of the older cemeteries are very very very old, considering the capital is ~1000 year. Some of the trees are really gnarly and spooky, right out Sleepy Hollow.

The oldest cemetery, Holavallagadu, dates back to the late 17th century.
 

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You can not go only by hair color, pussy color is not 100% accurate but it is better than hair color indicator. I have had blond and red pussy of UK origin, and blond pussy from Nordic origins. I have even seen a orangy / red pussy on a Lebanese girl that was tiny swirels of hair like on a black person.
 

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wake me up when there will be a review of bedding a sober icelandic woman
 

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You can not go only by hair color, pussy color is not 100% accurate but it is better than hair color indicator. I have had blond and red pussy of UK origin, and blond pussy from Nordic origins. I have even seen a orangy / red pussy on a Lebanese girl that was tiny swirels of hair like on a black person.
I have seen dark hair pussy hair on a natural blond and honey brown pussy hair on a northern chinese babe who said it was due to the close proximity to Russia and in previous times Russian hordes had raped and pillaged her town and left their DNA accounting for her spectacular pubic hair colour despite having typical black chinese hair on her head. I have only seen two Icelandic women, one was a blond troll and the other looked like Bjork.
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