I have often said that I want to be a Viking in my next life... Nothing like a little good-natured raping and pillaging to keep a fella young... Plus you get to wear those cool hats that just scream, "I'm horny"!
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An interesting tourist site in Rykjavik Phallological Museum - the penis museum. Has a collection of over 200 penises from various animals. The biggest (and probably only) penis museum in the world. Foxxxy I think the redhaired gene did not result from conquest or other such things. It is thought to be a natual genetic variation that was selected in more northern climates in Europe. The lighter skin permits more production of vitamin D in low sunlight environments - preventing rickets. For the island countried Scottland, Ireland, UK - it is more likely due to small gene pool - it takes two parents with the recessive red haired gene to produce a red haired child.
No you got it all wrong. Danmand has the inside scoup. Vikings flew around Europe on their rainbow coloured unicorns spreading the Viking philosophy that friendship is magic.
I am sure in Danmands mind this is what he pictures when he thinks of Vikings.
HMS Gay Viking was a Motor Gun Boat of the Royal Navy, serving with Coastal Forces during the Second World War.
not even close... they are very flirty and very good to go... at least on a friday night in reykjavik...
They work hard and play just as hard, very friendly, and lots of laughs. Considering their isolation and how much stuff can cost, they have to and do make their own entertainment.
Are you speaking from experience dummy? If not stfu dummy and let the men talk.
I am, because i've worked in Iceland for extended periods on more than one occasion, but you clearly forget details like that. It's not me that needs to follow your stfu advice.
What the fuck were you doing in Iceland you dummy? Cod fishing? You are a liar and a shut in. You are not fooling anyone here.
Sorry DM, that would be a little tough, then again i don't have to make shite up like you do about vikings..
I've already mentioned what I was doing in past threads.
It's clear what you doing here, just entertaining yourself and giving yourself purpose.
