The Ask-A-Hooker Thread

erotq

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Great idea for a thread - my question is - Do you ever actually enjoy the physical aspect of your job while you work? Or is it solely about the money?
 

AllisonElm

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how do you guys gets around the maid staff at hotels, I know they come clean your room at random times,
I work from a hotel room from time to time. I make sure to leave a good tip, and leave the room in good shape. (Move all the towels to the tub, leave things neat and tidy.) The cleaning staff are sometimes around, working on other rooms on the same floor when I have booked a day rate (9am-5pm ish) so I put the 'do not disturb' sign on the door and that seems to work. I also always put the extra lock on, in case they do try to open the door with their key card. I have had them knock once, and try to come in. Luckily no client was with me so I just told them politely to go away. They were extremely apologetic, obviously opening a door while a guest is in the room is not good.

The trickiest thing for me is sneaking by the cart to get a few more towels and sheets. I'll either do it covertly, while the cleaning staff isn't around... or I'll ask for them and hand them a tip. If the hotel has a pool I'll sometimes just pop down and take a few towels from there, or the gym. Most hotels put three sheets on the bed, bottom sheet, top sheet, and another sheet over the duvet. So when I arrive I strip the beds and use the sheets as I wish. Sometimes I wonder if clients are curious about the sheet situation. I am a stickler for clean sheets. Pillows are plentiful so I just put them in the closet and ration them. Never a problem. Towels I remove from the washroom and put them in drawers, and clients will find one fresh bath towel in the bathroom. (I was warned by other providers early on to do that, or someone might end up using all your towels.)
 

eazy

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Have you ever had hotel mgmt, maids, staff suspect you of escorting. Or even ever gettng kicked out cuz they found out what you do
 

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OMGosh Gen, this thread! Between this and Greekster...

(Huge public vote-of-confidence for Rented Design ladies: she's helped a couple of my friends, her rates are reasonable, and she's good at what she does. If she's good enough for Amanda Brooks...)

how do you guys gets around the maid staff at hotels, I know they come clean your room at random times,
The Do Not Disturb sign is very useful. Let your mind wander next time you're staying in a hotel... Most agencies use a suitcase with extra towels, sheets, body wash, etc. It looks very genuine checking in, and avoids getting flagged. It means everyone gets clean linens, and there's little-no risk.

Great idea for a thread - my question is - Do you ever actually enjoy the physical aspect of your job while you work? Or is it solely about the money?
Money is nice, but there's only so much money can do. Physically, yes, the sex can be really fun, but there's more to it than that. There's companionship, laughter, inside jokes, a rawness and an honesty. When both people hit it off, it can be absolutely mindblowing. I'm not sure anyone can continue doing this if they're in it for the money only. Money is absolutely the biggest motivating factor for trying it out, but it's not why anyone can stay.

I single and my "job" is my partner. I meet a lot of my emotional/physical/financial needs through my client-friends, and some of them feel the same way. Even though there's an exchange of money occurring, there's more to it than that.

Have you ever had hotel mgmt, maids, staff suspect you of escorting. Or even ever gettng kicked out cuz they found out what you do
Maybe they've suspected, but no, I've never been kicked out (or close or questioned or ...anything). Check-ins and check-outs within 8 hours of each other tend to do that. I'm quiet, polite and friendly, and not the type you'd look at and think "hooker". I always muss up the bed, get rid of condoms and leave the keys instead of checking out in person. There's no point in being obvious, but I can imagine they might think something and be politely ignoring it. I bet a good portion of their business is escorts, and the issue really is disturbing other guests. I've never had any issues at all.
 

ultistar

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What's your number?
And how many years did it take to get to that number.
Sorry if this was asked in the first 57 pages. :)
 

eazy

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Have you ever had a client come to your location and then realized it was sommeone you know.
 

Rockslinger

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In my personal life, very low compared to my peers.
I was chatting (blah, blah, blah) with this SP a few years ago. She said after servicing 7 men in her day job the last thing she wanted to do was to service her BF after coming home.
 

renaissance

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I Love 3somes 2 women together is just so fucking hot
When was the first time you where with a women and what was it like?

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Do you enjoy 3somes
 

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I was chatting (blah, blah, blah) with this SP a few years ago. She said after servicing 7 men in her day job the last thing she wanted to do was to service her BF after coming home.
I`m not sure if this is a common feeling, a lot of women (and their partners) view the two as completely different things.

My low number has nothing to do with not wanting sex and everything to do with timing.

I Love 3somes 2 women together is just so fucking hot
When was the first time you where with a women and what was it like?

and

Do you enjoy 3somes
I love threesomes too, especially with a couple as a third girl. There`s something so adorable about watching women be with other women for the first time: their uncertainty, the excitement, the feeling naughty... Just fascinating. I like watching men watch their partners and think it`s really funny how they want to feel good, but don`t want to make her feel bad, or. It`s so cute and such a hot dynamic.

That they won`t like me, or that I`ll say something stupid.
Hey beautiful, I am pretty sure that is not possible!!


L.
This made me smile, thanks for the vote of confidence. I am exceptionally able to say stupid things and not everyone is going to like me. That`s how it goes. Some of them are nicely preserved on this site, see: a thread someone started asking if I was calling him gay by saying his cock was pretty, the ongoing is-Rebecca-fat debate, etc.

whats the most weirdest request you have gotten?
Gen has the Best Answer Ever for this!! Check post #16 on the first page of this thread. There is further discussion, but long story short she didn`t and had a brilliant response for why not.

PS. Did you guys know ChaosTheory indexed this entire thread? I did not realize, but for Terbmanity indeed! I just found it through the search function.
 

Rockslinger

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What do you ladies do with all that money accumulated during your active service years? Invest it in real estate, stock market, gold, old Masters paintings, wine, open a coffee shop and/or book store, etc.?
 
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