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I have been retained by Simon to sue you for intentional infliction of emotional distress caused by excessive and inappropriate punning. As soon as Simon's $100,000 retainer cheque clears and you tell me where I can serve you with the Statement of Claim ... then you're in BIG trouble ...
Please post some more pics. Can't seem to do it from my phone. Writing captions is all that is keeping me from going insane from boredom.
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Stop bullying me. Right now I'm on the phone with my high priced team of lawyers, high priced team of shrinks and whoever else is high priced because I feel threatened and scared. Now I'm gonna get back to my watch aboard a high priced luxury super ship. AKA my tub. Did I mention its high priced ?
If we play this correctly I think we have the weasel by the short hairs. The split is 70/30 in my favour.
Are you wearing your man clothes or women clothes while on watch? Is it an expensive watch or a really expensive watch?
Not sure who that is. I'm the only one around here with a super ship, a helicopter, my weight in platinum AND diamonds and my personal team of ninja/ lawyers who will either sue your pants off or decapitate anyone who dares challenge my identity. Did I mention that its all high priced?
Those bastards quit on me last week. So that's where they went, huh?after having a BLT with extra B and no l or t i have decided to hold off on the lawsuit. i have however hired a body guard. here is his picture.
No, you have yet to mention your wealth or high prices. We are so disappointed that you have yet to mention wealth or high prices.
Mr. and Mrs. on their way to Bermuda.after having a BLT with extra B and no l or t i have decided to hold off on the lawsuit. i have however hired a body guard. here is his picture.
