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Sorry to bring it up but I'm bored and alone. I was coming home from work last night and going up to my floor in the elevator and another neighbor commented on how it had finally started raining after weeks of drought. Back to typical Vancouver fall weather. I said. Rain is ok with me. I moved from back east to get away from snow. He paused and then said. "That must have been a long time ago". I said. As far as I know, it still snows back east every year. He seemed to want to argue the point but I got to my floor and got out. WTF?
Top that.............
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feistyktn said:
Well...a week ago I got on my building's elevator. A younger guy looked at me and said "I LOVE your outfit...I really like that look. We were made for each other, do you want to go out?"
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feistyktn said:
Well...a week ago I got on my building's elevator. A younger guy looked at me and said "I LOVE your outfit...I really like that look. We were made for each other, do you want to go out?"
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A few years ago I was on an elevator with another chap and the door opened unexpectedly at the 12th floor. Neither of us moved towards the door. He asked if I got off there. I said no. Not very private and very uncomfortable. :)
 
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Mod100 said:
A few years ago I was on an elevator with another chap and the door opened unexpectedly at the 12th floor. Neither of us moved towards the door. He asked if I got off there. I said no. Not very private and very uncomfortable. :)
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Probably planning payback for you banning him at some time.
 
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Mod100 said:
A few years ago I was on an elevator with another chap and the door opened unexpectedly at the 12th floor. Neither of us moved towards the door. He asked if I got off there. I said no. Not very private and very uncomfortable. :)
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okay. i got one. i was waiting for an elevator to arrive. at the ground floor. and this really hot russian lady with the nicest hips and the prettiest face stood waiting also. i just peeked at her. then this much older guy. wearing the thickest black shades. like blind people wear. and had a walking cane too. mustve been in his 70s. came along. waiting for the elevator also. he started chatting up the pretty russian lady (that was just half his age and twice his height) and he just went on and on. and then we all got on the elevator. he kept talking to her in the elevator. a few floors up. the elevator opened and they both got off the same floor. leaving me to wonder if he scored with that.
 
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Terminator2000 said:
okay. i got one. i was waiting for an elevator to arrive. at the ground floor. and this really hot russian lady with the nicest hips and the prettiest face stood waiting also. i just peeked at her. then this much older guy. wearing the thickest black shades. like blind people wear. and had a walking cane too. mustve been in his 70s. came along. waiting for the elevator also. he started chatting up the pretty russian lady (that was just half his age and twice his height) and he just went on and on. and then we all got on the elevator. he kept talking to her in the elevator. a few floors up. the elevator opened and they both got off the same floor. leaving me to wonder if he scored with that.
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For sure he scored. There is no way that they just simply lived on the same floor. :)
 
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well I got on the other day and Johnny, the kid on 6 was saying to a lady I had never seen.

well if it ain't your feet I smell then it must be your pussy
 
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feistyktn said:
Well...a week ago I got on my building's elevator. A younger guy looked at me and said "I LOVE your outfit...I really like that look. We were made for each other, do you want to go out?"
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If you were wearing that outfit we see in your avatar, I would have been asking you in, not out.:D
 
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feistyktn said:
Well...a week ago I got on my building's elevator. A younger guy looked at me and said "I LOVE your outfit...I really like that look. We were made for each other, do you want to go out?"
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So........what did you say to the guy? :confused:







And good for him for having the guts to speak up! :cool:
 
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Dont want to hijack the thread (maybe i already did) but just some pet peeves on elevator courtesy. I find it everyday Im in my office. Im inside and the doors open to get off. usually the people waiting to get on stand back and wait for it to unload but every single time at my office, ignorant rude people rush through the offloading car to get on before people get off. I get so frustrated I just stand there in the middle of the door (Im a pretty big guy) until all they get it and move the fuck outta the way. Another is when the call button has obviously been pressed and lit up and there is always a loser or two that thinks if they press it again it might come faster. People certainly are strange.
 
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Gentlemen...You don't think I'm THAT easy do you???!!! LOL!

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Certainly not THAT easy. Perish the thought :( However, these things tend to be a matter of degrees. Perhaps you could elaborate on the degree when easy would kick in? :D

Hope the new location is working out. Hope to meet you soon.
 
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feistyktn said:
Gentlemen...You don't think I'm THAT easy do you???!!! LOL!

Daniella Harper
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....no, and not with that cliche pick up line either. I would've left it at, I like your lovely outfit and hope I can run into you again to see your next one.
 
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Looks like Daniella has left us all in suspense :(
 
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