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simon482

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was sitting listening to a deep south truck driver. the know it all type that has a brain full of stupid theories. here are some of the theories.

1- there are more canadians jumping the border into the u.s than mexicans.
2- if obama can get a nobel peace prize then so should al quida.
3- there should be a civil uprising and all liberals should be arrested and jailed indefinitely.
4- the citizens of the united states are very accommodating to the evils that are being done to them by the gov't because the gov't puts fluoride in the water.
5- there will be a civil war soon and i (the trucker) am going to talk to as many military as possible so they know when it starts what side to be on.
6- texas is planning on separating and becoming it's own country and louisiana has told texas that they will join them if they leave.
7- obama really has no suport for his next run to the white house, the media is lying when they say he does.

just wanted you to know what i learned last night.
 
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Art Mann

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Last night I learned that the earth is flat, and if you sail far enough across the ocean you'll drop right off the edge.

I must have been at the same truck stop, bro. Why didn't say hello?
 
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simon482 said:
was sitting listening to a deep south truck driver. the know it all type that has a brain full of stupid theories. here are some of the theories.

1- there are more canadians jumping the border into the u.s than mexicans.
2- if obama can get a nobel peace prize then so should al quida.
3- there should be a civil uprising and all liberals should be arrested and jailed indefinitely.
4- the citizens of the united states are very accommodating to the evils that are being done to them by the gov't because the gov't puts fluoride in the water.
5- there will be a civil war soon and i (the trucker) am going to talk to as many military as possible so they know when it starts what side to be on.
6- texas is planning on separating and becoming it's own country and louisiana has told texas that they will join them if they leave.
7- obama really has no suport for his next run to the white house, the media is lying when they say he does.

just wanted you to know what i learned last night.
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he did have a good point there
 
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Art Mann

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On the other hand, it's always entertaining when rednecks reveal their idiocy,
 
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Artmann said:
On the other hand, it's always entertaining when rednecks reveal their idiocy,
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tangled up hair, long dirty beard, worn the fuck out jeans, untied work boots and a plaid shirt. i knew what i was getting into when i sat down but i couldn't wait to hear it.
 
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simon482 said:
tangled up hair, long dirty beard, worn the fuck out jeans, untied work boots and a plaid shirt. i knew what i was getting into when i sat down but i couldn't wait to hear it.
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But what did the deep south trucker look like?
 
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seth gecko said:
But what did the deep south trucker look like?
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Lol!!!!!

Sorry 482!

But seriously, example of how politics gets so polarized. The GOP needs these idjits as they are part of their voter base. So they gotta keep these good ol boys happy with barack "Osama" stories, commie conspiracy (eg accessible hEalth care) then things get really fucked!
 
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I agree with fluoride in the water being unnecessary, being in toothpaste is enough.
We don't need to water our lawns with it.
 
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Artmann said:
Last night I learned that the earth is flat, and if you sail far enough across the ocean you'll drop right off the edge.

I must have been at the same truck stop, bro. Why didn't say hello?
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"The earth is round, not like a pizza but like a meatball." Leonardo da Vinci, before his Excommunication Hearing.
 
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simon482 said:
was sitting listening to a deep south truck driver. the know it all type that has a brain full of stupid theories. here are some of the theories.

1- there are more canadians jumping the border into the u.s than mexicans.
2- if obama can get a nobel peace prize then so should al quida.
3- there should be a civil uprising and all liberals should be arrested and jailed indefinitely.
4- the citizens of the united states are very accommodating to the evils that are being done to them by the gov't because the gov't puts fluoride in the water.
5- there will be a civil war soon and i (the trucker) am going to talk to as many military as possible so they know when it starts what side to be on.
6- texas is planning on separating and becoming it's own country and louisiana has told texas that they will join them if they leave.
7- obama really has no suport for his next run to the white house, the media is lying when they say he does.

just wanted you to know what i learned last night.
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Sounds like a delegate to the GOP Convention?
 
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simon482 said:
well you don't want your grass to have a filthy plaque build up.
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Although your comment was funny, my inner Lois's meatloaf requires me to point out that fluoride is more for strengthening the teeth and not cleaning them. For cleaning, brush, floss and get some hottie to poke at your mouth with a sharp metal tool.

I can't stand talking to stupid people. I wish I could just accept that some people are morons and just listen and laugh at them, but I can't. When I have someone tell me that they know all about WWII and then proceed to tell me how the annexation of the Sudetenland has something to do with the invasion of Russia [June 41] and when you point out that it happened in 1938 they start to tell you about how that was when Canada sent 15000 troops to the UK, and when you tell them the war started in 1939 Sept they tell you they were sent over to help the UK army prepare.

Yet they know all about WWII.

Fuck I hate people. Even making fun of them does not make up for it.
 
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I am an American and it really worries that people believe these things. Then it terrifies me to know that these people vote based on their misconceptions. There is a Texas judge who recently stated if President Obama is reelected Obama would turn the US government over to the United Nations and the United Nations would send in troops to occupy the US. This man being a judge you would think he would be educated and sensible.
These things make me wish ignorance was painful.
 
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