What's the worst thing an ex has done to you ?

Doot

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My ex stuffed bananas in my tail pipe and then smash the head lights of my car after she found out that I was interested and ended up dating one of her ex-friends.
 

hornydavid

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She caught me cheating. Emptied the apartment and bank accounts. Took me to court for more money. Contacted the tax people. Gave them a song and dance with just enough truth to get me audited back 7 years. It was hell
 

clules

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Ex #1 aka The Devil B** left me for another guy
3 years later I get remarried
Ex #1 comes back into my life about 1 year after and I do her
Now I have Ex1 and Ex2 to deal with
Life a B**ch until you marry one....make that 2
 

shack

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Oct 2, 2001
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She hasn't done it yet, but I'm pretty sure she's gonna.

She's gonna outlive me.
 

Tub0fGoo

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My super hot ex won't return my awesome drunk 2 am. calls and texts. I mean, how rude, right?
 

Ceiling Cat

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I knew a guy that had an Ex that went into his place and smashed and wacked every single item with a 15 inch crow bar. Every item in his house was dented and smashed.
 

peter4025

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Takes me to the cleaners. Lost everything but my truck year later calls me back. Whatnots to make up. We get together. Convince me that needs to renovate the house. Stupid me. I do it. final inspection done kicks me out again. Month later calls me : '' thanks for the house and by the way I'm pregnant again with your third child. Thanks no I have everything I wanted. Oh your. Hold support will increase once the kid is born''
I'm a sucker
 

Loosely

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She caught me cheating. Emptied the apartment and bank accounts. Took me to court for more money. Contacted the tax people. Gave them a song and dance with just enough truth to get me audited back 7 years. It was hell
How can anyone get you audited unless she/he was very well connected and was working for the Revenue Department:confused:

Takes me to the cleaners. Lost everything but my truck year later calls me back. Whatnots to make up. We get together. Convince me that needs to renovate the house. Stupid me. I do it. final inspection done kicks me out again. Month later calls me : '' thanks for the house and by the way I'm pregnant again with your third child. Thanks no I have everything I wanted. Oh your. Hold support will increase once the kid is born''
I'm a sucker
Woman are evil!
 

Don Draper

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Takes me to the cleaners. Lost everything but my truck year later calls me back. Whatnots to make up. We get together. Convince me that needs to renovate the house. Stupid me. I do it. final inspection done kicks me out again. Month later calls me : '' thanks for the house and by the way I'm pregnant again with your third child. Thanks no I have everything I wanted. Oh your. Hold support will increase once the kid is born''
I'm a sucker
Another confirmation that I will never, ever go down that treacherous road.
 

Ironhead

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[SIZE=+2]Told me she loved me.[/SIZE]​
How far did you get before you stopped running ? lol





Takes me to the cleaners. Lost everything but my truck year later calls me back. Whatnots to make up. We get together. Convince me that needs to renovate the house. Stupid me. I do it. final inspection done kicks me out again. Month later calls me : '' thanks for the house and by the way I'm pregnant again with your third child. Thanks no I have everything I wanted. Oh your. Hold support will increase once the kid is born''
I'm a sucker
WOW. Will I see your picture beside the word 'sucker' in a dictionary ?







An EX of mine tried to poison my dog.
After a heated visit to her parents house I made short term and long term arrangements for the dog.
Cops never came and I have to date(1992) never seen her again.
 

MissCroft

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Feb 23, 2004
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I knew a guy that had an Ex that went into his place and smashed and wacked every single item with a 15 inch crow bar. Every item in his house was dented and smashed.
I knew a guy whose ex (who still had a key) stole everything from his apartment while he was at work. Everything - including food from the fridge and some of his clothes. The apartment was completely empty when he got home and he couldn't do anything about it because she told the police that everything was hers.

The worst thing that happened to me was years ago my boyfriend dumped me and threw me out of his place. The problem was he was living in another town at the time and I didn't have enough money on me to get home. He wouldn't even give me a few bucks so I could get on the train but luckily a friend drove up to get me. About 2 months later he called and begged me to take him back. No way Jose. What an asshole.
 

fuji

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I ditched a previous live-in girlfriend by going on an extended vacation with another woman, and telling the live-in girlfriend that we were over, and that I was heading off for a few weeks with someone else. I suggested that she might want to move back to her parents before I got back but if not we would work it out when I returned. She had not been expecting this.

When I got back my apartment was ransacked, almost everything was smashed, garbage strewn everywhere, sheets ripped, widespread destruction. It was a little awkward because I brought the new one home with me after we landed at the airport, so the new GF was with me when we entered my place (first time for the new one) to all the destruction. We went and stayed in a hotel that night instead.

I guess I deserved that, but that's the worst any ex has ever done to me.
 

Major Major

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Ladies...

Next tim you want to play the double standard card in favour of men...go back and read this thread. Only a woman can do this shit to a guy and get away with it
 

gudnite

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You guys need the learn that you DON'T under any circumstances leave your house , apt or what ever after you dump your ex. I kicked mine out for cheating with some low life put her stuff on the drivway changed the locks, parked my car in the garage. Six months later she wanted to come back. I said sure ok when the fuck hell freezs over........
 

dj1470

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Had an affair with her boss.
I tried to handle it and make things work mostly for our kids but in the end I just couldn't get the picture, every time I looked at her, of another guy's cock in her mouth.
Split was more or less amicable and I got everything in the divorce I wanted - she asked for nothing.
I just couldn't reconcile what she did.
 

GameBoy27

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Holy crap, you guys sure know how to pick'm! I'm on good terms with and still speak to my ex-gf's. I've lost contact with some who've moved away but never been with likes of the crazies you guys have been with!
 
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