I don't know if I should laugh or cry reading some of these posts. Apart from the $900K I paid mine, she has been a gem of an ex. She even bakes me cookies at Christmas.
In the "Karma's a Bitch" department, the guy she was fucking around with while we were married, and she subsequently shacked up with (in a house I paid for), has developed some weird arthritis in his spine and is almost in a wheel-chair, AND is going blind. He'll need constant care in a very few years.
I, on the other hand, am more handsome and studly than I ever was!