Your fav line from The Sopranos

[Brill]

"Can I just get some macaroni and gravy?"

-Paulie Walnuts, in a fine restaurant in Italy.

 

[Brill]

Janice: He works so hard for you...and what does he get, merciless ridicule...about his weight, about his model railroading.
Tony: He's a grown man!
Janice: Oh, but it's okay for Neil Young!
Tony: He owns Lionel!

 

[Insidious Von]

Phil Leotardo's heritage

 

[Insidious Von]

Stoopide fuckin game!

 

[Insidious Von]

Quste due si sugani gl'cazz una con gl'altri

 

[afterhours]

If Janice was a BBW SP, I'd definitely see her (and fuck her brains out).

I would not fuck her with a stolen dick

 

[afterhours]

Richie to Tony: "What's mine is not yours to give me."

 

[Petzel]

Furio: "Is this prick a real doctor?"
Dr. Freid: "Not exactly, i'm really a prick doctor."

 

[patton]

pine barrens one of the best episodes
Christopher: " we couldnt have shot it if we tried"

 

[patton]

christopher digging up body of guy under the bridge he whacked
" Now that would be a fucking coincidence "

 

[Petzel]

christopher digging up body of guy under the bridge he whacked
" Now that would be a fucking coincidence "

LOL! Yea when stupid Georgie asks if this is the guy.

 

[Petzel]

Chris, Tony and Tony B upstate in Kinderhook having dinner after digging up the bodies. They're talking about Chris's big nose.
Tony B: We should drop him off at Beakskill.
Tony S: Well if beaks could kill, his certainly could

 

[CRX8]

Tony: I thought I told you to back off Benzie?
Richie: I did, then I put it in drive.


Scene - Phil Leotardo mock executes Lorraine
Phil: Next time, there will be no next time....


I particularly like this scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXSXiH1lV_s

 

[MayDay Malone]

Uncle Junior's jokes were the best.

A guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife.

"I guess I'll have to spread my legs now," she says.

"Why?" he asks. "Don't you have a vase?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdBuYzfGrJA&feature=related

 

[james t kirk]

Yeah, that was a great scene. Who among us hasn't encountered pricks like that doctor along the way.

I love how Tony referred to Furio as "Mr. Williams"

 

[ready2rock]

Christopher, my favorite character from the series:

That's guy a gangster? I'm a gangster! I'm an O.G. Original Gangster not him. Fuckin' lawn jockey. He's got the fly Hamptons house, Alec Baldwin comes over, Whitney Houston. What do I got? I sit in a fucking pork store for Christ's sake!

R2R

 

[Petzel]

Tony: I thought I told you to back off Benzie?
Richie: I did, then I put it in drive.


Scene - Phil Leotardo mock executes Lorraine
Phil: Next time, there will be no next time....


I particularly like this scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXSXiH1lV_s

Beansie

 

[Petzel]

They're having the intervention for Chris's drug habit and Adriana talks about Chris killing the dog.
Chris: I sat on her and she suffocated or something.
Tony: I ought to suffocate you, you little prick!

 

[GlavaMan]

After Finn tells the boys around the table that he saw Vito blowing a security guard:

Chris:"Pauly, he was catching not pitching!"

 

[Petzel]

Also from "Where's Johnny"
Tony: Take your medicine Uncle June. It'll help with your memory.
Uncle June: Believe me, there's plenty I'd like to forget.
Tony: Yea, you and me both.