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While Tony and Pauly are visiting Italy, Pauly connects with an Italian hooker. They start talking in bed and Pauly says, "Hey, you know what?", "We're related".

Actually the hooker and Paulie's grandfather came from the same town so he says "we might be related".
 

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After Tony kills Ralph, Chris comes over to help dispose of the body. Chris grabs Ralph's head in the bathtub and Chris is shocked when Ralph's hair piece comes off.
Chris: Geez, i didn't know. Did you?
Tony: Of course i knew. You're so high on scag you wouldn't know if he had your mother's muff on his head!
lmao
 

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After Tony kills Ralph, Chris comes over to help dispose of the body. Chris grabs Ralph's head in the bathtub and Chris is shocked when Ralph's hair piece comes off.
Chris: Geez, i didn't know. Did you?
Tony: Of course i knew. You're so high on scag you wouldn't know if he had your mother's muff on his head!
lmao
Either I forgot or didn't pick that up, lol.
 

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Just saw another funny one. LOL In 'Second Opinion' Tony visits Uncle Junior after his cancer surgery.

Tony: You look better.
Uncle Junior: If you're gonna lie to me tell me there's a broad in the car wanting to tongue my balls.
Tony: Hey, if you want that it's a phone call away.
 

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Just wanted to say it's not worth watching the reruns on A & E. They butcher the episodes to death that i can't bear to watch them. It's so heavily edited that the most funny lines with swearing or sexual remarks are missing. Not only that, they also edit out subtle yet important scenes with many nuances that reflect the character's personalities.
 

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Just wanted to say it's not worth watching the reruns on A & E. They butcher the episodes to death that i can't bear to watch them. It's so heavily edited that the most funny lines with swearing or sexual remarks are missing. Not only that, they also edit out subtle yet important scenes with many nuances that reflect the character's personalities.
Right. They're supposed to be mean mofos. How can they take away that aspect of them if they're mobsters?
 

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Uncle Junior to Bobby Bacala.
"Anthony is a cunt hair away from owning all of Jersey and I am that cunt hair"!
 

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Tony: Why did I buy a fucking off-road vehicle?
A.J.: To waste petrochemical resources?
 

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Ok thanks afterhours. Season 1 is my least favorite cuz they were more or less still experimenting with the series and settling on the character traits.
Also guys don't forget that each episode is approx. 55 minutes long and when it was originally on HBO there were no commercials. Now A & E has to make an episode fit into an hour time slot with at least 15-20 minutes of commercials.
 

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In "The Weight" about the mole remark on Ginny Sack's ass, Tony is talking to Uncle Junior about whacking Johnny Sack.
Uncle June: If you want my advice you take it out of the neighborhood. Use Lou DiMaggio.
Tony: What, those sick old fucks in Rhode Island?
Uncle June: Those dogs may be old but they can still hunt. His real name is Galina but they started calling him DiMaggio after they found this Lenny Caputo and his wife with their heads bashed in by a baseball bat.
 

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Just on a bit of a tangent, I was thinking the other day..... Who in "the crew" would have been the most logical successor to Tony.

1. Paulie - no way, too stupid

2. Bobby - also too stupid, thought they gave him some balls in the show over the final 2 or 3 years.

3. Patsy - no, on the periphery.

4. Christoper - Junkie, no.

5 Silivio - maybe. The only one I could say maybe.

6. AJ - too young, too inexperienced, poor judgement, too stupid, too everything.

Interesting that everyone other than Tony was a moron.
 

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Silvio was Tony's consiglieri. It probably would've been Silvio though cuz he ran things when Tony was in the hospital after Uncle Junior shot him.
 

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Just on a bit of a tangent, I was thinking the other day..... Who in "the crew" would have been the most logical successor to Tony.

1. Paulie - no way, too stupid

2. Bobby - also too stupid, thought they gave him some balls in the show over the final 2 or 3 years.

3. Patsy - no, on the periphery.

4. Christoper - Junkie, no.

5 Silivio - maybe. The only one I could say maybe.

6. AJ - too young, too inexperienced, poor judgement, too stupid, too everything.

Interesting that everyone other than Tony was a moron.

Christopher would not be an option. In the car accident Tony killed him.
 
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