+1 ...that!
I've rescued some raccoons and there's a lady that rehabilitates them and they're released up north.
Raccoons are very social animals and affectionate. Of course they can be pesky, but consider the fact that people are taking up a lot of the land and moving in.
So where are they going to go? They just adapt (evolutionary process), just like we adapt.
Don't corner them, they'll leave you alone.
Want to get rid of them, call someone to remove them humanely, like Terminator said, he was apathetic - like a lot of you seem to be.
Geezus Christ, my Mom has a gorgeous garden in her backyard and they dig up all kinds of stuff and so do the squirrels, she doesn't freak out, she simply says it gives her reason to go out and do some more yard work.
Calm your asses down and enjoy nature once in awhile, maybe you wouldn't be so stressed out.
For the record, my father had a family of them crawl into the attic crawl space, he caught them in a cage, released them up north - nice drive and got some fresh fruit at the farmer's market.
Your father broke the law!!! It is against the law to capture them and release them more than 1 km away from where they were captured. The reason for that is that they will die an inhumane death due to starvation or attack by other animals. You and your father are both cruel SOBs. You're lucky your neighbour wasn't as fucked up as the guy in this story and that 911 wasn't called and that you did not face criminal charges.
Just goes to show you how fucked up these laws are that are put in place by these bleeding heart, know-it-all hypocrites!!