Swingers clubs in toronto and surrounding area

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If you go to swingers club

Don't put your cock in a glory hole or else it might be a dude sucking you off.
Oh really there are also glory holes? in these swinger clubs but why there are no girls who can suck and give a good BBBJ's at a reasonable cost that would be really great for single guys to go and have some fun at Glory Holes atleast for some release too
 

Camel-Toe

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One caveate: couples like black guys or tall buff guys.
 

james t kirk

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One caveate: couples like black guys or tall buff guys.
The woman I go with to Swinger's clubs doesn't seek out black guys. She tends to likes hung guys (and yes tall, but she's 5'-10 herself, so that is her right I figure) and remarkably, most guys we see have seen there have pretty average to usually small cocks. I must admit, I am surprised by that fact, but she tells me that it's pretty much the case across the board.
 

Camel-Toe

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Why are you surprised. Studies show the human cock is pretty similar in all of us ranging between 5.5-6" & a uniform circumfrence. So average is very frequently found. Very few guys have small or large cocks. AND cock size is NOT correlated to height. This is were short guys really get the bum rap!
 

james t kirk

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Why are you surprised. Studies show the human cock is pretty similar in all of us ranging between 5.5-6" & a uniform circumfrence. So average is very frequently found. Very few guys have small or large cocks. AND cock size is NOT correlated to height. This is were short guys really get the bum rap!
I'd say the average is more like 4 inches.

And I've seen a lot of 2 and 3 inchers at Swingers clubs.

(My other half is usually very disapointed.)

There's one couple at M4 that we know. I LOVE fucking his wife. She is a wild lay, quite sexy in her way. But her partner has a teeny cock, which he struggles to get hard. So it's a strange situation because I love doing it with her more than any other woman I've met whilst at a Swinger's club, but hooking up with them means my female friend has to take one for the team. Not really fair. But damn this other woman is one sexual woman.
 

Bif_Butkiss

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I don't know if this was posted before but there is / was a club on Dixie Rd. just north of the 401 in Miss. called Norma Jean's that had monthly swinger's parties.
 
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Camel-Toe

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Well at 6.5" I never considered mine as large & official stats show average is between 5.5" & 6.2" soooo for some strange reason you are coming across tiny ones IF they really are 2-3" hard. You do mean hard , right? That is very unusually small! Hard to believe.
 

r_s426

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What type of people go to the various clubs? I have a lady friend that wants me to take her. She's a smaller BBW, albeit a hot one for guys that are into that. I'm in shape and well dressed, but I heard that it's all about how hot the woman is and I could be the ugliest man on the planet and still get in if my date was hot enough. Do any of them discriminate based on weight for allowing the ladies in?
 

C Dick

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I thought "Norma Jeans' was where the Happy Hedonist held their get togethers...?

Has anyone tried or even heard of Oasis AquaLounge ?
Oasis Aqualounge is by far the best! It is awesome! You should go there! Actually, I am shilling a little, it is owned by Toni, who has been my friend for many years, Mrs.CD and I have been helping her get the club going. We were there tonight, it is great to be lounging in a 100 degree outdoor pool with snow falling. We used to go to all the clubs, now we pretty much go to Oasis only.

Happy Hedonist runs from "Sweet Cheeks" on Meyerside. It recently changed ownership. Norma Jeans used to be home of Club Abstract, but they folded a year or so ago.
 

C Dick

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What type of people go to the various clubs? I have a lady friend that wants me to take her. She's a smaller BBW, albeit a hot one for guys that are into that. I'm in shape and well dressed, but I heard that it's all about how hot the woman is and I could be the ugliest man on the planet and still get in if my date was hot enough. Do any of them discriminate based on weight for allowing the ladies in?
Some clubs discriminate, some do not. Any of the clubs will let old/ugly/fat people in when it is slow, not so much when it is busy. The most inclusive clubs that would definitely welcome you would be M4 and Happy Hedonist. Wicked and X-Club are the most picky, Oasis and Ozone are in the middle.
 

r_s426

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Some clubs discriminate, some do not. Any of the clubs will let old/ugly/fat people in when it is slow, not so much when it is busy. The most inclusive clubs that would definitely welcome you would be M4 and Happy Hedonist. Wicked and X-Club are the most picky, Oasis and Ozone are in the middle.
Thanks. Guess it's time to tell my female friend to hit the treadmill if she wants to go to the better clubs.

I really just wanted to check out the atmosphere of one of them the first time out at least. I kind of guessed that if I went with a girl that's 30 pounds overweight, we'd only attract couples where the female is in the same boat... and I'm not into that.
 

Camel-Toe

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old/fat/ugly ...... don't foreget the standard criterea women use anywere, swingers clubs or not: if you are SHORT! Tall guys , old & ugly & sometimes a bit fat get a pass.
 

Brill

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What type of people go to the various clubs? I have a lady friend that wants me to take her. She's a smaller BBW, albeit a hot one for guys that are into that. I'm in shape and well dressed, but I heard that it's all about how hot the woman is and I could be the ugliest man on the planet and still get in if my date was hot enough. Do any of them discriminate based on weight for allowing the ladies in?
Any woman can get in at any of the clubs, no matter her appearance. If she's just a 3/10 she'll get some interest, how much depends on how friendly and open you both are.
Women are the elite in these places, and if a guy brings a woman his value goes up as well. Unless he's short, of course.
Have fun!
 

Camel-Toe

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YUP, knew a guy I read about on Happy Hedonist. The woman was pretty but said they ( going as a pair) were passed over because of the guy being short ( 5'5").
 

Tristans_Angels

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Oasis Aqualounge just opened and it is BEAUTIFUL! Clean, fun place with 3 floors, an out-door heated pool (used year round and a huge hot tub. GREAT place for anyone. I loved it there. Hug, Tristan
 
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