preferred brand of asswipe?

[fromPittsburgh]

since moving to Canada, I haven't found a comparable brand of toilet paper to my favorite from when I lived south of the border. then, QuiltedNorthern. any comparable brands that you'd suggest, or your favorite brand?

my wife has been buying Charmin Ultra-Soft Double Rolls, which she prefers as it doesn't leave floaties on her cookie! but, I find it's too thick to properly wipe myself clean and it frustrates the hell out of me how much I have to use. It is strong stuff, and it is soft, but, I feel sorry for my plumbing system and the environment for how much I have to use in a sitting.

your fav's?

 

[Cycleguy007]

Are you female?

Guy's just don't worry about that shit... (pun intended...) We just use whats there... and when it runs out, we start a new roll and leave it like this...

Because regardless of how we put the roll on, it will be wrong...

 

[Mr. Lucky]

Mabey this

When are we going to use Lasers to clean ass?
What did people use centuries ago?

 

[blackrock13]

Mabey this

When are we going to use Lasers to clean ass?
What did people use centuries ago?

Very much the same thing that many people in 3rd world countries use today, their left hand and a bowl of water. If available, a big leaf.

 

[papasmerf]

Mabey this

When are we going to use Lasers to clean ass?
What did people use centuries ago?

Their hand and or leaves..............I prefer today's method.

 

[Mr. Lucky]

Would you also prefer to wipe there butts?

 

[papasmerf]

Would you also prefer to wipe there butts?

All yours Lucky

all yours.

 

[Ladyraven]

nothing but cashmere for my sweet ass( use to be cottenelle)

 

[Viggo Rasmussen]

We can go to the moon, but scientists can't develop a way to cleanly pinch a loaf without a mess?

 

[papasmerf]

nothing but cashmere for my sweet ass( use to be cottenelle)

talk about making me salivate thinking about that ass

 

[Mr. Lucky]

 

[Cycleguy007]

talk about making me salivate thinking about that ass

She's used to it... I'm sure! Hee hee

 

[Ladyraven]

talk about making me salivate thinking about that ass

you should see the veiw in doggie.. hehe .
now back to helping this poor man with his paper problem

 

[great bear]

Try using Spruce branches. Life is the woods can be rough. GB

 

[Cycleguy007]

you should see the veiw in doggie.. hehe .
now back to helping this poor man with his paper problem

Kinda like this... but without the clothes...

(BTW, the tag is sticking out on your panties... )

 

[papasmerf]

I have told you time and time again to use the leaves not the branches.

BTW pine needle make a passable tea

 

[Ladyraven]

Kinda like this... but without the clothes...

(BTW, the tag is sticking out on your panties... )

No hun that is not a tag . Its my purple rose Tat

 

[papasmerf]

No hun that is not a tag . Its my purple rose Tat

Of Ciro??

 

[Cycleguy007]

No hun that is not a tag . Its my purple rose Tat

Sorry... My bad...

That movie was before my time...

(But I had my suspicion... Mrs. CG has a chinese symbol tat- in the same place...)

(And its "Cairo" pappy! LOL)

 

[HAMSTER INSPECTOR]

I use a bidet, and a power nozzle and do a whoosh douche. You would be surprise how much chunkies are hiding in the crevasses.