You know youre getting old when......
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eyeofthedragon
my definition of old is suddenly changing
I once thought 20 was old, then 25 ...
but now I turned 30 being old has expanded to at least 55 plus
to give me lots of room
I once thought 20 was old, then 25 ...
but now I turned 30 being old has expanded to at least 55 plus
to give me lots of room
I'm only 27, but I felt really old the other day when me and a few friends were talking about movies, and we realized that Back to the Future came out 18 years ago...blew my mind...thankfully Lil'Miss keeps me very young.
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DW
DenWa throws down his gloves, pulls Goober's jersey over his head, and pummels him like he's a Maple Leaf.
*Takes a deep breath through his nostrils*
Yep, its summer and the smell of testosterone is in the air......
Yep, its summer and the smell of testosterone is in the air......
And while DenWa's outside pummeling himself a la Ed Norton of Fight Club...
*wanders over to Lil'Miss*
*wanders over to Lil'Miss*
You look forward to going to bed...
You are just fucking exhausted on Friday evening and the thought of going out for anything other than a meal makes you slightly ill at ease.
You are out late and you worry about how you are going to get your ass out of bed in the morning.
You listen to retro night on CFNY and you think, fuck that song was 20 years ago. When i was in highschool and i listened to the Beatles, that was 10 years back and that was fucking ancient then.
You look in the mirror in the morning and you see your dad staring back at you.
You go to your parents house for dinner and fight your dad after dinner for the couch.
You start wondering if you will ever be able to retire because you can never save any money.
You take notice when the stock market falls.
You go camping and figure you won't shave and everyone remarks about the grey in your 3 day old beard and you finally get sick of it and shave in the lake.
You have chest hair and the idea of shaving it seems rediculous
You hear kids playing their music really loud and you shout, "Shut that shit off."
You figure out just what the fuck the old man was bitching about all the time while you were growing up.
You admire your neighbour's green lawn.
You don't give a fuck about what cars can do what, or go from 0 to 60 in such and such a time, or the difference between the XL model and the XLS model. You look for reliability.
You don't call them girls anymore, now they are women.
You are just fucking exhausted on Friday evening and the thought of going out for anything other than a meal makes you slightly ill at ease.
You are out late and you worry about how you are going to get your ass out of bed in the morning.
You listen to retro night on CFNY and you think, fuck that song was 20 years ago. When i was in highschool and i listened to the Beatles, that was 10 years back and that was fucking ancient then.
You look in the mirror in the morning and you see your dad staring back at you.
You go to your parents house for dinner and fight your dad after dinner for the couch.
You start wondering if you will ever be able to retire because you can never save any money.
You take notice when the stock market falls.
You go camping and figure you won't shave and everyone remarks about the grey in your 3 day old beard and you finally get sick of it and shave in the lake.
You have chest hair and the idea of shaving it seems rediculous
You hear kids playing their music really loud and you shout, "Shut that shit off."
You figure out just what the fuck the old man was bitching about all the time while you were growing up.
You admire your neighbour's green lawn.
You don't give a fuck about what cars can do what, or go from 0 to 60 in such and such a time, or the difference between the XL model and the XLS model. You look for reliability.
You don't call them girls anymore, now they are women.
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54) you remember visiting: the Pop Shoppe, the Red Barn, Simpsons, Kmart, Biway...
My favorite Simpson is Homer ... boy though we used to get pop at the pop shop - i loved the cream soda
My favorite Simpson is Homer ... boy though we used to get pop at the pop shop - i loved the cream soda
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