You know youre getting old when......

[The Baroness]

1.All your favourite songs are considered "classic rock'

2.Troops call you a cougar

3.if youre up at midnight,its a special occasion.

4.That prick,Troops calls you a cougar

5.You are no longer told you look like a young Barbara Eden,now its just Barbara Eden(or whoever)


6.That %&*#@% Troops calls you a cougar.

 

[40plus]

7. When you are alone in your place on a Friday evening and your phone rings and you hope it's a wrong number ...

8. When you start telling your children all the same stories of the good ol' days that your father used to tell you ...

 

[train]

Is this one of these posts like ...."do these jeans make my ass look fat ?" ....lol.

 

[Berlin]

. ........when you receive viagra as gift in Christmas.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

10. ... you start posting "You know you're getting old when..." threads

 

[rdhaired_vixen]

when you bend down to pick somethng up and you look for others things to do while your down there .. giggle

 

[TheNiteHwk]

Excuse me 'sir' do you have a ciggerette?

11. College kids start calling you 'sir'.

(got this one just the other day while standing at a red light nr Geo. Brown Campus)

 

[duMaurierguy]

...the Dead Sea wasn't even sick when you were born...

 

[40plus]

... when you find out that the sp you are visiting is younger than your own daughter (ouch!!)

 

[elmo]

C'mon Miranda, you're not old...you're a cougar...

elmo

 

[The Baroness]

For your information,technically I am still at the MILF stage

 

[HornyTime]

I though Milfs were cougars with kids? Maybe someone can define Milf? And does it stand for something?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Mothers I'd Like/Love Fucking!

 

[Berlin]

As for Cougar, there was a Sun article yesterday, or the day before.
If I remember correctly, they defined it as older women that date younger men.

 

[Berlin]

MILF

Can also check this , for MILF

http://www.milf-mature-sex.com/

 

[Berlin]

back to the thread....you know you are getting old ...

when all the MILf's you are hunting are in fact GILF's.

* Granny I Love to XXXX *

 

[eyeofthedragon]

thank god im a boy toy

 

[Kyo@starlight]

Kyoko is getting old

You know you are getting old when...

1) going out at night is special occation

2) envy teenager(or annoyed by teenager...either or)

3) your younger brother is legal age

4) it's only a countdown until senior discount

5) bingo is a treat!

6) you look into mirror and see yourself getting old

7) Archie Bunker is your secret hero

8) discover new gray hair or wrinkles every day....

9) people consider you as "Legend" or "old timer" hey, I'm not dead yet!

10)all your friends are already married with bunch of kids running around.. and when you turned around, you were in same shoes. gh

Stay young guys! I will try my best, too

 

[Berlin]

getting old

5) bingo is a treat!

LOL !

Dang right . Can be fun at times .

 

[Troops]

Miranda...................my apologies. You're not a cougar.

You're just marinated........and Baron is pickled.