You know you are too close to your SPs..

[trm]

You give her a ride home after the session.

 

[Twinklegirl]

You give her a ride home after the session.

seeing as my license is, ahem, suspended. I have had a couple of my trusted regular clients either drive me home, or drop me off near my kids' school if we are running overtime. lol

 

[Tino]

when she ask how cum your load wasn't as much as before

 

[4Times]

I've done that a few times. Thanx for the coca cola and cat litter

Coca Cola and Kitty litter. Melissa that is the craziest drink combo i have ever heard of. Try some Rum with that coke. That dude that picked up the coke must be one helluva guy. Probably extremely handsome and great in bed too.

 

[Twinklegirl]

Coca Cola and Kitty litter. Melissa that is the craziest drink combo i have ever heard of. Try some Rum with that coke. That dude that picked up the coke must be one helluva guy. Probably extremely handsome and great in bed too.

Actually, if the cat litter is of the clumping variety, when mixed with any beverage, is very filling.

Just make sure the cat hasn't used it first

 

[Toke]

When you remember her b-day but not your SO's.

 

[wet_suit_one]

When your sp write sp reviews for you.

I've actually seen the review too!!! Pretty damn hot!

 

[keepmovingforward]

You take her and her son shopping at Walmart for back-to-school supplies, and we meet another SP who then gets jealous!

Doug
(it happened)

LOL thats funny

 

[Bear669]

After she leaves in the morning..

She gets to your office first, says hi to your partner, leaves chocolates & a get well card.

 

[Dandy_Dapper_Boy]

When her birth control is being covered by your drug plan.

This the best one

 

[Amanda_kirby]

When the two of you doze off while spooning for a half hour or so, and you don't consider it wasted time...

 

[bikeMessinger]

When she brushes her teeth and puts on make-up in the bathroom, and your sitting on the john next to her.

p.s. you didn't pay for this as part of service

 

[Donny Deutsch]

When she puts you down as her next of kin when going into the hospital.

 

[Hurricane Hank]

When she's the only person in your Will, and she still can't remember your name.

 

[friendz4evr]

When you are in the room with her while she's trying on lingerie, and she wants your honest opinion.

 

[moresex4me]

When you make deposits directly into her bank account.

 

[torontojohn]

When she says, "I was talking to your wife and we think you need to change your hairstyle".

 

[OutForFun]

When she asks how much you paid for the hotel room, finds out, gives you shit and then takes over booking for you on future trips.

 

[friendz4evr]

When she gives you a key to her place.

 

[Bear669]

When you are checking out the hotel...

.... porn and she says-

"I want the bi-sexual one"

(And thats what you order)

(WTF, the girl in the porn was really cute!)