You know you are too close to your SPs..

[Mrbig1949]

True - I new we were close when she didn't care if I watched her pee.

 

[Bear669]

She cleans your bathroom,

..then the kitchen, then goes through your fridge-

"OMG! How old is this! Its going in the garbage!"

 

[Jade4u]

When her birth control is being covered by your drug plan.

ha ha What's wrong with that? :-D

 

[Mrbig1949]

When she wants control of the tv to watch The View

 

[Mrbig1949]

Add me to the direst to the bank account group

With you too.....LMFAO

Seems like if I don't watch it I'll be paying in advance now

 

[ROGER O. THORNHILL]

Creatively Speaking...

She would have to claim it as income on her tax return

Let me guess. She's your landscaper.

Almost! We went with Decorator because it gives a more open interpretation and several more options.

It worked out very nicely!

 

[Bear669]

Lol!

When she wants control of the tv to watch The View

And
Grays Anatomy
Dancing with the Stars
House
America's Got Talent
the commercials (really)
Nurse Jackie
True Blood
Californication.......

 

[Patch Adams]

You know you are too close to your SP, when her mother calls asking why you have not called her daughter lately and asking if your are alright.

 

[GDLLover]

Starts laying out your clothes for the next morning.

Picks out your next car.

Counts your calories.

Gives you your allowance after she takes your paycheck.